Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
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Top comments
naived009 7
Wow what a bitch
zoeloringfuleki 9
what a bitch. sorry OP. at least you dodged a bullet!
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Comments (70)
eriicaaaf 10
that's messed up
Dante_Taylor 7
She's a bitch, good thing you found out before the date
soulreaper12296 28
What a bitch. On the bright-side it seems like you got out of something good. If she was going to do that before she even meets you she would probably do that even if you got together.
SillyBeanie 8
I'm with everyone on I hope you didn't give her the reservation it would have been awesome if you ordered a great meal and ate slow enjoying watching her be angry at not having a table (plus you'll find someone worth your time soon OP :) stay positive!)
oJoy 11
that's pretty cruel but at least you know not to touch her with a ten foot pole! some people can be so heartless, hope you find someone worth your time in the future :)
678bebe 15
what a bitch
BecomingBeauty 7
Wow, what a douche. I'm sorry.
brendejafulable 41
biiiiiiiitch
darikis 1
How is this his fault?
Cwilson3388 11
It would have been better to order two very expensive meals with dessert and wine/Champagne to go with and then get up to leave and let them have your reservation.
domolovesyoshi 33
He would've still had to pay for that.