Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
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Top comments
naived009 7
Wow what a bitch
zoeloringfuleki 9
what a bitch. sorry OP. at least you dodged a bullet!
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Comments (70)
worldclassrager 41
What a jerk move...is it that hard just to break it off?
cappellaaa 23
dude what a bitch. nobody needs that kind of treatment, no matter who you are. sorry op :/
countrylifewoods 7
Bitches these days smh
gomezoreilly 1
Well, that sucks, I'm sorry
Withlove_Hart 5
Sounds like she's a two-timing **** to me.
Chey24 6
That bitch probably forget who she had a date with. You can do better man.
Al3xv3l92 24
it's for the better you dodged a bullet there.
omrfzn 3
What a ****!
TrinityNevada 11
How does it make her a **** to date two people at once? If you're not in the relationship stage and you're just in the dating stage, it's not cheating (if you were exclusive it would BE a relationship). That said, your life sucks because she shouldn't have cancelled to go with someone else. That was shitty of her. But why did you go to the restaurant if she cancelled the date?
Mortoli 30
Lol
Setareh23 34
Perhaps OP was already waiting for her at the restaurant when she texted/called him to cancel? And I don't know where your whole **** comment came from; nobody has really called her a ****. However everyone's calling her a bitch because she had the nerve to ditch him, bring another dude, and tried to take the reservations that OP must have made for the now-canceled date.
To_Die_For 7
Dude your life does not suck. Considering what a bitch she is. You dodged a bullet. That other guys life sucks.