Today, my coworker told everyone on staff that I’m a stuck up bitch because I stared blankly at her when she tried to talk to me. I tried to listen, but I zoned out after she rambled on endlessly about the Kardashians and Kanye West. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, after years of listening to my coworker complaining about everything in her life, including her job, I finally stood up to her and bitched at her for complaining and not doing anything about it. She went to my boss, and now it's in my job description to listen to her when she complains. FML
Today, I overheard a co-worker tell the new guy not to talk to me because I'm a bitch. Apparently, she didn't like it when I told her two weeks ago that she had a drinking problem, which was affecting her work ethic. FML
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, my coworker keeps loudly saying things like, "Oh, now THIS!" If I don't ask, "What?" she pouts. If I do ask, she tells me, at length and with very bad grammar, how every one of our colleagues and partners is either stupid, rude or out to get her. FML
Today, my coworker, who I'm secretly in love with, asked me what my plans for the weekend were. I thought she might have been about to ask me out, so I said that I had no plans. She then rolled her eyes and said that she hates talking to, "boring people who shut down every conversation starter." FML
Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me, telling me that I can't answer the phone anymore. Not because I do a bad job, but because a co-worker whined about it being her job. People call her and complain about how rude she is and then ask to talk to me. FML
Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
Today, my boss had a lengthy and obnoxiously egocentric conversation with a colleague. After she left across the office, I stood up, looked over at my colleague, and made a sarcastic "shooting myself in the head" gesture. I saw my boss staring at me over a cubicle wall as I turned around. FML
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wanted_2_want 40
You could’ve answered: ‘am sorry, who?’
merican_redneck4 11
It’s just a co worker talking about the Kardashian’s it would be impossible for anyone to pay attention to
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wanted_2_want 40
You could’ve answered: ‘am sorry, who?’
Dave_Davington 34
You should really make an effort to show an interest in what's important to her, even if it's not your cup of tea. I suppose if you were to write and show her a detailed review of Kim Kardashian's sex tape, it might prove to her that you're willing to address your previous dismissive behaviour.
RichardPencil 32
I heard it sucks.
Dave_Davington 34
The setting is cliché and characters are completely unlikeable, but the story delivers a satisfying climax.
merican_redneck4 11
It’s just a co worker talking about the Kardashian’s it would be impossible for anyone to pay attention to
evilplatypus 39
Notice how it said coworker. Not friend. There is not societal norm anywhere that expects you to feign interest in a coworker’s interests.
RichardPencil 32
I’d have to agree. You think your life is more important than the Kardashians and Kanye? How many Instagram followers do you have? That’s what I thought. Get off your high horse and start taking an interest in West-ern Civilization!
TumblrweedPasses 11
Tbh I would've done exactly the same haha Is the kardashian worshipper really worth the time?? Chances are all your co workers think she's a snob, if not let it be known
Jesse Wartnick 15
Carve out your eyes, then no one will know if you’re staring at them
Mooglefox 24
You lasted longer then I would have.
acmariner99 25
A sane person would. (Zone out)
Bubbilility 27
Yeah, I get this way when the boys in my class go on about military stuff. Guess I've just learned the subtle art of smiling and nodding.
aurynforever 14
Chew Gum. It helps.