Dating is hell

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

Trading places

Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML

Awkward

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML