Today, my date ditched me and showed up with another guy at the same restaurant. She even tried to take the reservation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, my date bumped into her ex-husband, who decided to join us for the rest of the dinner. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML
Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on a date. I went to the bathroom. When I came back, she was sitting at a different table flirting with a guy that looked twice as old as her. FML
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Top comments
naived009 7
Wow what a bitch
zoeloringfuleki 9
what a bitch. sorry OP. at least you dodged a bullet!
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Comments (70)
missmisery86 11
what a huge bitch. good thing you found out before you actually started dating her
DrHothead 15
Damn that really sucks
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Asinine move on your date's part. FYL.
Mike_Oxhard 14
Did you at least make it more awkward for her by confronting them about it?
THEDARKLORDOFALL 17
Daaaaaaamn **** that bitch
JKPwnage 27
She's a *****. You don't need her.
Sulzfuric 9
Did they get the reservation?
NinePlusTen 4
What a ******* bitchhh