Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope
dmblonde 13
That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.
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Comments (92)
perdix 31
You ought to start selling Mary Kay so you can have make-up sex without fighting. It'll be even better with the employee discount!
maycee123 4
you are a genius
KittyJay 3
What is it with all the insane boyfriend FMLs today? Guess this Valentine's day isn't going so well for a lot of people...
Raesin 21
YDI for letting him put you through that and still taking him back. It sounds like he's done it more than once as well. Have some self respect and don't be such a doormat.
burntfish44 1
Wow...
iloveweed69 7
make up sex is great
stevesaik 0
I think this relationship is off the cliff at best. If you let a guy do you that way now, it's just a matter of time when he is gonna do you any kind of way and having sex with everyone else too. Then he may bring you some make up herpies next time y'all do the nasty.
ballshardnigMC 2
Sex is great and if they can find a hot girl like u even better
skyeyez9 25
I dont get make up sex. If I am pissed off, the last thing I want to do is **** the person who made me mad in the first place.
TheDrifter 24
Odd, it's the first thing I wanna do. Okay, make that the second thing, the first involves chloroform, duct tape and a car trunk.
jgarf66 11
Time to dump him
RadioOctopus 16
This same fml has been posted before..
tdog567 0
What an asshole, good luck finding a guy who isn't
pagullarka 9
Big loser for both of y'all!