sadgf
United States
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
koolkat9
Albion, United States
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
estephi
France
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the only reason he's with me is because I'm a good tattoo artist and he's too broke to pay for his own tattoos. We've been together for two years. FML
arace15336
United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is only staying with me for the present I promised him for his birthday. FML
thirdwheel
United States
Today, I found out that my best friend pays my boyfriend to this day to take me out. FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Anonymous
Notting Hill, Australia
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Anonymous
Freeloader
Today, my boyfriend said he OD’d twice because of me, got sober because of me, and is done “trying.” I bought him a car yesterday and he hasn’t paid rent or bills in almost two years. FML
Rolax
France
Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML
Anonymous
Germany
Equality
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
flowerging
Stony Brook, United States
Today, I offered to pay my boyfriend to buy me flowers. He still refused. FML
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sillypun 0
I'm glad he fully appreciates you.
pizzle 0
you mean your EX-boyfriend, right?
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sillypun 0
I'm glad he fully appreciates you.
cassdede 0
me and it bf would get along
greenman_fml 0
The Lord works in mysterious ways...
suziebear21 0
Was he like..joking? Either way that's pretty harsh haha.
Sillys1 0
how rude!!! i say dump him
MCart_fml 0
I'm torn on this one... I would need to hear the other side of the story before voting... either way it was a very rude thing to say.
corocoro 30
Why? Either he's an insensitve ass, in which case OP should leave him. Or OP is a terrible girlfriend, in which case he should leave her. Neither option calls for saying what he did.
know_your_role 0
not rude at all.
Simea 0
Oh great. Religion screwing with more relationships. How wonderful...
pizzle 0
you mean your EX-boyfriend, right?
KenMcGormick 0
welll... make his statement come true
skallagrim 0
Damn, you just got bitch slapped by God... I hope you've got a good counter-attack...