Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope
dmblonde 13
That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.
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Comments (92)
hateevryone 15
kick his ass to the curb.
badmike89 6
Well you gotta admit there's nothing better than rough angry sex
brynllwynog2 0
Am I the only one who thinks that he was complimenting you for being great in bed?
ryryman 5
Haha makeup sex is the best but he is an asshole
MrsWojtowicz 16
YDI for being awesome in the sack? JUST KIDDING! That sucks. =/
Cosmic_Horror 1
Why do these never begin with "my EX-boyfriend/girlfriend." DTMFA.
aquaeyedsiren 0
you do realize he only told you this to get to have angry sex.
Luunatic 13
Is he getting a heartache this time?
JayJavaMonsterr 10
That's rude but he's got a bit of a point... "Doesn't matter had sex!"
chlobear3 0
make up sex is great! you cant deny it wasnt good and if the heartache was that bad he would have gone by now so dont complain!