Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope
dmblonde 13
That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.
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Comments (92)
06rubiandrea_fml 5
I realy,realy hope you mean ''my now ex boyfriend''...He's not worth it OP....
RadGirl212 4
really* X 2!
06rubiandrea_fml 5
I'm sorry,I'm not english... :) Now I know it's really!
borkchop1992 15
Those are always the best
GADefence 2
I hope you were upset enough to give him terrific make-up sex. If so, your boyfriend should go "Mission : Accomplished." On a side note, if the make up sex rocks for him, and also rocks for you, why bother too much huh? = P
FruityLoooons 8
Gonna take a wild guess and say that the heartache didn't rock for her.
Krysk_fml 0
You should take this as a compliment, he's telling you you're good in bed
choppedfisher 0
nyon......turtle?
Enslaved 38
Learn to **** him better when you're /not/ having make up sex! Maybe then he won't purposely hurt you. On a side note, what an ass for doing that! There are better ways to improve your sex life.
Pelreskovich 11
Doesn't matter, had sex..? But really, that's a shitty thing for him to do. He could have suggested you try to mimic that even though you're not angry/upset, still not the same most likely though..
DjeePee 25
Your partner intentionally hurt you so that he could gain more pleasure? Dump him.
Fiskerz 0
S & M?
Elmoo_fml 16
What a selfish thing to do. I would dump him!
combatbunny 9
What an inconsiderate, selfish sonnuvaB. Dump him.
wisese 0
And yet you kept him around, time after time.