Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I uploaded my latest picture onto a photography website. It only got one comment, and even that was from someone advising me to never use the same hideous model ever again. It was a self-portrait. FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house for a party. I was trying to strike up a conversation with one of my cute guy friends, so I showed him this funny picture of me that my friend took. His reply was "Hahahaa those Fatbooth pictures are hilarious!" It wasn't a Fatbooth picture. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
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cuz803 46
Omg....no... OP, you're beautiful on the inside and out. Do please block that person and go forward. **** other people's rude opinions. Maybe the prick knows a lot about "headshots" since he mentioned it first. You should hit the gym and train in a strike related martial art where you give a different type of headshot to big mouth keyboard warriors 💪
Chazzster 32
Unfriend and block the jerk. Change your privacy options so that only friends can comment on your posts. That will greatly reduce the comments from A-holes… Very, very few of us are model-beautiful. Some people have a pretty face, some people have a pretty body but not so great a face. Nobody intentionally posts unflattering pictures of themselves. If there are no recent photos or just headshots, you know that it’s probably someone who is not happy with their body image. But, jerks who would comment negatively about that are likely just losers with their own looks problems or personality issues who try to make themselves feel better by insulting others… Life is not about who has the longest “friends list” - It is about enjoying what you have and making use of the opportunities and talents you have. Always make the best of the hand you were dealt.
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cuz803 46
Omg....no... OP, you're beautiful on the inside and out. Do please block that person and go forward. **** other people's rude opinions. Maybe the prick knows a lot about "headshots" since he mentioned it first. You should hit the gym and train in a strike related martial art where you give a different type of headshot to big mouth keyboard warriors 💪
Chazzster 32
Unfriend and block the jerk. Change your privacy options so that only friends can comment on your posts. That will greatly reduce the comments from A-holes… Very, very few of us are model-beautiful. Some people have a pretty face, some people have a pretty body but not so great a face. Nobody intentionally posts unflattering pictures of themselves. If there are no recent photos or just headshots, you know that it’s probably someone who is not happy with their body image. But, jerks who would comment negatively about that are likely just losers with their own looks problems or personality issues who try to make themselves feel better by insulting others… Life is not about who has the longest “friends list” - It is about enjoying what you have and making use of the opportunities and talents you have. Always make the best of the hand you were dealt.
Crowned Sataness 12
that's 19 people you need to block. they aren't your tribe. there are real friends out there waiting for you
Yudith 28
Time for a full-body photoshoot! That'll teach them!
DJ Morris 5
What a ********! There's nowt wrong with being fat, and I'm tired of people like those 19 dicks pretending otherwise!