Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the reason he dated me was because he was lonely, and I looked lonely enough to like him. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML
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Top comments
Idonebeenhad 17
Not gonna be your boyfriend for much longer, I hope
dmblonde 13
That's when you break up with him so he won't get anymore makeup sex from you.
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Comments (92)
yaoifreak 8
Awww that's so sweet........not
sweetdreams20 0
Boyfriend really? Still?
daminantion 14
Your dp will stay with that song forever now.. Lol xD
greenmen 12
The make up sex is the best ! Sorry to offend anyone
KiddNYC1O 22
It is awesome.
keymmachine 1
Looks like he's trying to get some again
omarzrgz 3
Your crazy!! Make up sex is the best type of sex! So I benefits both of u
cruisinslow 4
Work together to have awesome sex without it having to be make up sex
bizarre_ftw 22
Stop having sex with him when he ***** up
SoultheWolf 19
It sucks he did that to you but you shouldn't have give him make up sex when he's treating you like shit.
happilyever2012 6
Did you dump his ass?