Today, after having a fight with my boyfriend, we had what I thought to be the best make-up sex, because he seemed so happy and upbeat. Turns out he misunderstood. He was happy because he thought it was break-up sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he put me through so much heartache last year was because the make-up sex was awesome. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Once we were cool, we decided to have makeup sex. I tried to change position so we could 69, but I then accidently kicked him in the head. He thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, after a huge fight, my girlfriend started coming onto me. I thought it was actual make-up sex and went along with it. It was great, until she suddenly shoved me off her just as I was almost ready to come. She smugly announced she was dumping me, got dressed, then left. FML
Today, my husband and I had a HUGE fight, but we had amazing make up sex so I figured it was over. When I woke up, I realized my mistake. I was tied to the four bed posts completely naked and a sign was taped on the ceiling. "Repairman coming in an hour. Gave him a key. Have all your clothes. Have fun." FML
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over breakfast. In the afternoon I got to smile at him prettily for hours because he was the photographer in a session neither of us could get out of. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, my wife and I were having amazing make up sex after several months of painful separation. Halfway through, she screamed for me to stop, climbed off the bed, and ran into the bathroom. She spent an hour screaming and crying, then came out and emotionlessly told me to leave. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by dressing up in sexy lingerie. When I went to answer the door he was standing there with a shocked expression, his friends parked in the driveway had the same expression as well. He came to break up with me. He told me after we had sex. FML
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Haterman123 0
WTF who has break up sex
ThereIsNoFork 0
So what's the difference?
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Comments (125)
ThereIsNoFork 0
So what's the difference?
chaos753159 4
the zebra is in the donkey
omfgrofl1337 0
call him later and say that youre pregnant
chaos753159 4
#18 ur reply has nothing to do with #1 :V
sourgirl101 29
I know you're joking but that is so wrong.... WTF and you're a guy saying this(:
Melaniee_fml 0
...atleast the sex was good?
omfgrofl1337 0
yea i know i tried commenting elsewhere but it wouldnt post
cory6585 0
I can say That I never had break up sex. What is the point? Move on and look for someone else why even continue to hook up
cory6585 0
I have never had break up sex. What is the point? Move on find someone else.
420pium 0
fibgcvdds
nobody_u_ko 0
who has sex right before you break up
Mehness 0
#20 Neither does yours :V
Drummer389000 0
why did you argue with him was it a good reason or was it a bitchy reason? if bitchy ydi if good fly I'm sorry.
mona_is_here 10
What a user.
Mumbellosity711 0
your picture is amazing.
FreePali 0
Poor thing. I guess he was right though. I don't think anyone in their right mind would stay with him.
KingDingALing 9
Maybe you should have "get-back-together sex".
Tasanasanta 0
At least you had good sex. Every storm cloud has a silver lining!....Unless it's at night.
KiddNYC1O 22
owned. so owned
mexicutioner123 0
no really
imemyself77 4
sucks to be you
flighted 1
sounds like OP misunderstood
ThunderGawd 0
so was it break up sex? can't blame him. break up sex is best because all kind of freaky can happen without worrying about what the other thinks or feels. Grunge it baby
deafeningsilence 8
Break up sex? Wow. No.
Haterman123 0
WTF who has break up sex
sourgirl101 29
Any guy that can!
litreofcola 0
who doesn't have break up sex?
jferal 0
ikr??? wtf
JillianlikesVogu 0
Why NOT have breakup sex?
sebassm 12
For real who does?
omfgrofl1337 0
i modded this one sweet
SaintE_fml 0
slide????
JillianlikesVogu 0
I want your shirt!
knight0748 5
nobody cares....
luongo95 0
nice ****
silvac13 0
ummm right… #8's title is Mr, just saying
effyoubitch 5
SaintE... You really fight mma?! :)
chrissaaababy 0
break up sex? really?
biagginoUSA 5
how you doing
travey 0
^^^^^^^^ fail.
FootballFreak4 3
^^^^^ even bigger fail
icecreamman222 0
haha that sux
smiles4life 1
I never believed in the whole make-up or break-up sex thing, if u want my opinion it's a stupid way to make up after a fight. I wouldn't wanna have sex with my bf after he just pissed me off. just sayin. lol
SaintE_fml 0
how do you mistake that!!! 8 I'm bored
murderbykitkat 0
Break-up sex? lol. wow.