Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a love letter saying about how much he cares for me, how he'd die for me and how he wants to spend his life with me. What really took my breath away was the confession at the end about how he "accidentally" cheated on me with my best friend. FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I went through my boyfriend’s emails and found out that he cheated on me the day before he asked me to move in with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML
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Pleonasm 36
Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start. But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text. Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls
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Pleonasm 36
Well, he didn't break it to you in song, in front of 100 other people, that's a start. But the sweetening deal makes him seem a little cowardly, especially IF he told you he cheated by text. Anyway, here's to to hoping things shape of for you, one way or another, OP. We're here for you at least.
spekledworf 18
Well OP could always write 7 albums on it and be the next Taylor Swift
SNICKERZforKYLE 4
**** this website ban me nigga
heartemopants 18
I must say first off. Don't be mean about Taylor Swift she gets me through break ups! But I really appreciate the references to other fmls l. Then make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
tsent8 15
Put icy hot on his balls! And people say FML makes us stupid.
CCSA 12
If I had not been reading every single FMLs these days I would be left wondering what the F are you guys talking about. No, not the Taylor Swift one.
j4gerb0mblitz 6
Show him some lovin with a swift kick to the balls
senor_awesome 14
Maybe she can do like Swift and write a hit song about this experience
garrett8614 2
Was that pun intentional?
iOceanus 18
26) Not at all. What have you that idea?
iOceanus 18
Gave* stupid autocorrect.
senor_awesome 14
26- No, not really. I just like Capitalizing random Words.
rastapasta 11
Aww :( I'm sorry. That sucks.
priceyfml 7
I absolutely CAN'T STAND cheaters, they disgust me. I'm young but, still I know I'm not going to be one.
Nightwing98 22
3- There is a button for that. 28- that was not a reply to 3 so don't hit reply, hit comment, not reply.
Pleonasm 36
Nightwing: Keeping our comment sections clean.
Eelam_star 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Are you the boyfriend? If not, why are you saying sorry? people need to stop with the sorry commenting because it will not amend a broken heart but 2L of Haagen-Dazs is a start.
hunterluv1 20
Why can't people say sorry just to show sympathy and that they feel for OP? ..
ICastillo 25
Well I bet you you love him a little less now huh. That cheating bastard. You should dump him.
lelo007 11
Yea, I usually don't agree with dumping them right off the bat, but cheaters are a different story. If he really loved her in the first place, he wouldn't have cheated.
Feared 9
Popping
tsent8 15
Forget dumping him humiliate him publicly! OP I want an FML on my desk by tomorrow that goes along the lines of Today, my gf took me out to dinner not only did she dump me but she put at least four pills of Viagra in my drink... It's been more than four hours. FML
spazz666 18
That wasn't very clever. If you're going to do a counter FML make it good. Maybe something like..... Today I told my girlfriend that I had cheated on her last night. We talked it over and I thought we would be able to work it out. Three hours later, the doctor in the ER is informing me that judging by the bruising on my testicles, he doesn't believe working it out will be an option.
campingbellnub 13
That wasn't very clever. If you're going to do a counter FML make it good.
justjazzmyn 3
Cheating is bad enough, but he's telling you through text? Dump him.
ImmortalKratos 0
What I can't figure out is why he told her at all???
mcBe 6
Relationships are built on trust, he f*cked up and is telling her he did but should've done it in person or here's a thought, not cheated at all.
DudeEvil 22
Dump him through text.
bopps 4
Hey baby
BadGuy_Ogg 4
Lol what an asshole
boofgall 16
All of it means shit-all now.
olpally 33
What a douche nozzle and an ass cricket. He should've manned up and told you in person! Break up with him!
simoncat 11
Ass cricket? Douche nozzle? Oh! I am SO stealing these both. Brilliant.
hama806 19
49-you took the words right out of my mouth. 8-Douche nozzle perfectly describes OP's BF (hopefully ex-BF) and is my absolute favorite new phrase. Thanks!
olpally 33
You're both very welcome! Lol :D
green2go 14
Both of those have been said in earlier FML comments
spazz666 18
Yeah, it's not like he coined the terms.
olpally 33
Yeah, so? They were used like last month already, and I haven't seen anyone use them the past few days or weeks for that matter. Get over it.
hama806 19
66&76- It doesn't matter, I haven't heard those phrases before. So calm your jealous asses down and stop acting like douche nozzles.
tj5810 21
What a douche! Sorry OP, no one deserves that. His loss! Keep your head up.
mosquito19 14
you're so easily fooled by few simple lies.
senor_awesome 14
Well now, that's a petty accusation. Where is the proof?
mellowmo0d88 8
Mosquitos are such a nuisance