Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I was getting lunch at a fast food restaurant. My boss was in front of me, and in order to get on his good side I offered to pay. Instead, I got fired because I guess my boss assumed I was making fun of his salary, which I knew nothing about. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, as I was driving to work, I got a flat tire. While attempting to replace said tire, I got mugged. The guy took all my money, my iPod, cellphone, and CDs. When I finally called my boss to explain my situation, he fired me. Why? Because I was late and had an "overactive imagination." FML
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
Today, when I got to work, I found out that I was being laid off. Two hours later, I found out my boss had my name on the wrong list. I was elated. I went to lunch, but on the way back was rear-ended, in the rain. I was an hour and a half late getting back to work. I was fired upon returning. FML
Today, I walked into my boss's office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML
Today, I was starting my new job in the city. A man with a torn suit on came up to me and asks me for spare change. In a hurry to catch a taxi, I declined and rushed to catch one. At the office, my boss was late. About an hour later, I found out the man in the suit was my boss. He was attacked. FML
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illwill514 0
that's stealing. ydi for sure
mister_moops 0
wow, you asshole.
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haha247 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
first!
Quags377 0
You sir, are a complete failure
candygirl98 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
bigassfish97 0
you fail
missabbey 3
Really?? That is soo getting annoying
xxreikoxx 31
Nobody cares about you being first!
illwill514 0
that's stealing. ydi for sure
worlds123dumbest 4
OP, I have two words for you. KARMA BITCH!!!
mister_moops 0
wow, you asshole.
glutgyoogle 6
You're a flaming doucher. Aintcha?
badumdum 0
that was pretty selfish....
ikepela 0
If it didn't belong to you, and someone was calling after you for it, don't you think you really should have turned around and gave it to them? Gotta agree with everyone else.. that was pretty selfish.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yeah me too. And didn't you think that if they were calling after you, they would have seen you pocket the money? What did you just expect them to let you have it?
justmeagirl 0
I like when douchebags get punished by karma.
haweb 0
Karma's a bitch, just like you.
Mulada 0
I'm all for "Finders keepers" but when a guy is calling for the money, he obviously didn't lose it. That was a pretty bitchy thing to do.
Duckasaurus 0
"Finders keepers" doesn't work for theft, bro.
firakkai 0
Thank goodness you're fired. Thief.