Today, someone told me they liked my personality when I'm drunk. I asked, "What about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my alcoholic friend, who is now sober, told me I was a lot more fun when he was drinking. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML
Today, a drunk dude walked up to me and said, "You're ugly as fuck." His sober friend quickly apologized and explained that he was wasted, before looking me up and down and adding, "Well, not completely, I guess." FML
Today, I told my crush that I liked her a lot. She told me not to message her when I'm drunk. FML
Today, after drunk texting a girl the night before, I sent her a message saying I was sorry for everything I said. All she could say back? "Those were some of the most normal drunk texts I have ever read. I'd hate to see how boring you'd be sober." FML
Today, I realized that I'm a better human being when drunk or high, because at least then I don't seem like a wind-up toy about to snap. FML
Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Today, I was laying with my girlfriend on the couch. I looked at her and said, "You're so beautiful. How did I ever get you?" She replied, "I was drunk." FML
Today, I realized that the only time my girlfriend ever calls me is when she's drunk. FML
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geez_fml 0
That's pretty harsh.
wanderingidiot 0
all the more reason to drink!
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Comments (15)
geez_fml 0
That's pretty harsh.
wanderingidiot 0
all the more reason to drink!
FML_Add1cT 0
#6 hell ya. Hahaha
ashleynonymous 0
Try being cooler while sober!
urpeoplearedumb 0
that is hilarious.
AlexjnUK 3
Been there my friend, FYL
sxyKarri_94 0
I can't drink because I'm underage.… LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!
Dmars444 4
I get that all the time :p I get "your funnier when drunk" I do stand up comedy when i have been drinking :)
Megan98 18
Time to be an alcoholic.
techweed 12
Pretty sad...