Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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volcom1206 0
ALL men get sexual pleasure from prostate simulation, it is not a gay thing. Relax, this happens a lot.
trackedunderfoot 0
Don't worry about it, it's a natural phenominon: by pushing on the prostate it causes the penis to become erect. They do that to some people who can't ********** who want to donate sperm. Rest easy
ShelbyG 0
#57 uhh Ron White, right? :D Pfft....Hillarious.
UncleverName_FYL 0
amberhall, being a open-minded accepting man; secure in his sexuality is one thing, wanting your wife to **** you with a strap on is another. Are you trying to tell us that guys who don't like ******* up the ass are afraid of themselves? You really need to learn where to draw the line between guys or are homophobic and guys who are gay. p.s. im all for trying different positions and experimenting, just as long as im not taking anything up my ass..... and no this doesnt make me homophobic.
Kylias 6
I'd say... the first one, more than anything, considering you told everyone on the internets. OTL
ohhfudge 0
I heard it is the male 'g-spot' so that would make sense
ChaosChild 0
Well from what I know of male anatomy that response is perfectly normal, it actually means you're completely healthy. As for your wife that was rather insensitive of her, but I hope you two didn't get into a fight because of it. Just tell her (calmly) that you want her to stop telling the story because it embarrasses you, she should listen. And don't listen to any of the idiots telling you this makes you gay, or anything like that, they have no idea what they're talking about. If you were gay dude you'd have known a loooong time ago, it's not something that just happens one day.
nodbor 11
stick your next boner up your wife's ass
pippymiskers 4
Now eveyone on fml knows too!
rizout 0
**** your life for being married to a bitch!!