Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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fyourlife33 0
#67 just cause you and your brothers don't try hard enough in school to get a good paying job doesn't mean you have to complain about us that do..
YallNoobs 0
this is completely normal. sux your wife was there
Anon17564 3
ithedarkknight , if I may ask you, have you tried it? Your name sounds male, so I'm going to assume you are - have you ever actually even tried going down there? If you don't just shove your hand up there hard and fast, you might actually find it's not as OMG WRONG as you make it out to be. And besides, there are girls who like screwing their boyfriends too, y'know. Of course, I'm wasting my breath on a troll, but meh.
akiro525 3
its embarrasing but it happens, thats why you go alone. lesson learned
davdude12 0
An is everyone saying his wife is a bitch? She sounds ******* hilarious. Who cares if she told people. I would laugh at myself along with them. Who cares what people think. Your wife truly is awesome. P.S sorry if I posted this twice the app on my iPod didn't go thru the first time
Moemoemoe_fml 0
People who think it means he's gay are the worst morons. So having sensations in an erogenous zone means you're gay?? The prostate is sensitive regardless of the person's sexuality! Just how penis, ******** etc are sensitive, it doesn't means anything about his sexual orientation, it's how the body is made. The FML here isn't your body's perfectly natural (albeit vaguely embarrassing at that time) reaction. It's your dumb wife telling stuff about your penis to everybody! Wtf is wrong with her!
whiteycubano3 0
not your fault. guys have g spots in our butts.
xo_emily_xo 0
Your wife is kind of a BITCH
girlnamedkris 0
Eewww that sucks ass...oh wait that's what you're into. Nvm.
deliriumevoked 0
Aw, man. I feel awful for you! Stupid wife!