Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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lovemyE8 0
Oh, COME ON! That's hilarious! I don't know why you're embarrassed . . . I know exactly what to do when I want to turn my man on. Works like a charm, every single time. You can't really NOT respond to a finger in your ass, can you? And if your wife is telling people, I'd assume you two are the kind of people with friends who understand this. I say you should be happy and ask your wife to but her finger in your butt all the time!
lewis_943 5
Dude - every man gets a boner when he does your prostate exam. Your prostate is where your orgasms start and blah blah blah because of the nerves and wah wah wah... Long story short - If you DON'T get a boner, it's just a sign that you're lacking in sexual ability. Oh - and best thing to do, follow the doctor's example and don't talk about what he says/does outside the appointment. Just tell her if there's anything wrong with your health etc... I doubt she gives you intimate details about her pap smears and mammograms.
samba6970 0
your life sucks because of your wife. no partner should ever share embarassing secrets with other people as that is disrespectul. I shall ask her to apologise and change or leave her as the longer you stay with her...the more embarassing stuffs about you will she compiles..or you can just share some of her embarrassing secrets with her friends but I'm sure you'll be considered a jerk for doing it...
symbiotisch 0
i love how it says 'prostate (man)' at the end of your text. sounds like tomorrow's new super hero.
swagga0n1oo 0
dude...its natural for a male to get a erection during a prostate...the male "g spot" is located in the ass...so your doc touched it and you got a erection. your wife is a bitch for tellin everyone though.
blackchick 0
thats made me horny
jamieeeee 0
ahahahahahahahahahahaha WTF!
adrifter 0
Well the g spot in a man is in the butt. Gods cruel joke on men.
AllDayShift 0
If it was a hot female docter I would've said. "Now your next. but I'm not using my fingers!"
wednesdeyy 5
Probably the latter, because only you and the doctor knew. Unless he's a dick and told everyone.