Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Top comments
Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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dancing_bear 0
I think the real fml here is that you're old enough to be married and you didn't know that getting a boner is a natural reaction to a prostate examination :
Jareth_fml 0
Prostate stimulation will do that to you. It's not bad. Your wife doesn't sound very sensitive though.
medicman 0
Dam your gay.
Datboi_roii456 0
# 30 UR HALARIUS DUDE!
Mnemo_fml 0
At least your wife now knows what turns you on. :
chick16 0
a.) towards all the ppl calling his wife a bitch for telling people, he could've just asked her to stop. now if he did, and she didn't stop, then she'd be a bitch. but he should've said something. b.) a large percentage of guys will get a boner from that. its completely normal. c.) to people who think thats sick, if a guy likes that, or a girl/wife gets a strap on, FYL and have fun in the missionary your entire life, only having sex once a year.
skampa 0
y would ur wife tell ppl that??? that's super embarrassing!!
GoldenJew13 0
This is why you're supposed to beat your wife.
The_Great_Zucchi 15
So? That is what marriage is all about: letting your wife enjoy your boner too!
joe_man012 0
U got a boner cuz the prostate is a very sensitive sex organ, it's normal.