Today, I got prostate examination for the first time. Now I can't decide what's worse, the fact that I got a boner when the doctor inserted his finger, or the fact that my wife told the story to pretty much everybody we know. FML
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Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, this might sound silly, but would you like to know what I think is the absolute worst time to get an uncontrollable boner? I'll tell you: While a female doctor is examining your privates. I swear, if there's anything more embarrassing than that, I'd like to know, because I'm still mortified. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office because my wife and I are having some fertility problems. As I removed my pants, the doctor simply looked at my penis and said, "Mhm." My wife laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, I got a boner in the MRI machine while my pelvic bone was being scanned. FML
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
Today, I noticed my doctor has freakishly huge hands. This normally wouldn't have bothered me were I not there for a prostate exam. FML
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML
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Brolin 4
Don't worry about the boner too much, lots of guys like the feeling of having their prostate stimulated....it's really pretty normal, most just are too worried cause they think it means they're gay or something
Chfanfiction 0
Not **** you life. **** your wife. She's a bitch. ( By the way, I mean not like "have sex with her." I mean like, "dude, screw her."
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Comments (248)
gdogwithaflytip 0
just tell everyone you know: It's not gay unless the balls touch.
lich_fml 0
on the plus side, now your wife knows to buy a strapon for christmas, right? oh and #141, you're an ass.
didi666_fml 0
put it in her but then tell everyone back!
everydayisFML 0
#152 made my day lol. Funny dad
idratherbinsh 0
seriously it's normal. really very normal. and the doctor is used to it. but your wife dude, that's not cool.
Tamim_ibn_Aqa 0
These "boner" FMLs are always so funny because at least 10 people sympathize and try to explain the erratic behavior of penises. YDI if you let your wife into the exam room. Your wife deserves a beating (metaphorically, of course) if all you did was tell her about it.
renyark209 0
Sometimes thats just uncontrollable... What the hell is wrong with your wife?? Is she capable of keeping anything to herself??
jillz 0
the wife got revenge for all the times he used guilt trips to get some ;) {kidding} YDI for volunteering that info
kimmaye 0
what sucks even more is that you could have gotten a PSA and prevented ALL of that with a simple blood test
speedydrumstix 0
wow your wife sucks.