Today, I found out that I'm not my girlfriend's only boyfriend. The other guy sells shoes on Facebook. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML
She's lost control
Today, I found out that my husband proposed to his girlfriend, and that her mom had posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
Two-stroke
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Top comments
sloosh 17
The modern day Al Bundy.
bobsanction 18
It's called cheating, and he very much can blame her for it.
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sloosh 17
The modern day Al Bundy.
RichardPencil 32
Shouldn’t he be selling them on Footbook? Unless you sell wine, you are the “other” boyfriend. Shoes are hard to beat!
i8cake 12
sucks to be you but can't blame her for spreading her odds of one might work out well! maybe time for a chat and parting ways unless you're cool with it!
bobsanction 18
It's called cheating, and he very much can blame her for it.