Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
Today, Hurricane Ophelia hit. I had been meaning to fix my roof for a while but couldn't get around to it. My roof is now embedded in my car. FML
Today, we had our first rainstorm in weeks. Thirty seconds before it started, my window broke in the "down" position from overuse, since last week the air conditioning in my car gave out. Now I have a hot, wet car. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I walked twenty minutes in rain, winds that almost knocked me over, and face-fulls of stinging hailstones. Less than a minute after I finally got inside, the weather cleared up, the sun came out, and a rainbow appeared. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML
Today, the rain was pouring really hard outside. I found this out when it started raining on me at 4 am inside my dorm room. Thanks college. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
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Top comments
marathdamane91 2
well that could be quite a problem. cover your electronics then
ALERI0N 0
that's really unlucky. move all your valuables to a safe place and stay at a hotel.
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Comments (122)
marathdamane91 2
well that could be quite a problem. cover your electronics then
flakes_fml 0
why no roof was it your FIRST house??
Thin_Ice_fml 0
xbox, computer, TV! Noo
MrNewOrleans 0
WTF how does that work out.... well what ever you do u have to save the corn...
deathcharm001 3
GOOD LUCK
rallets 23
better get a big piece of tarp lol
gilbertoE 0
xbox? no no no, le tthat hit get rotten in hell
donttrollplease 0
So while this is going on he is on FML writing about it?
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL @ #2's pic
sugarr0babby0 0
ha.
joseph42424233 0
Could be worse, I have a roof but no house walls.
rallets 23
or it could even worse.. i just have a floor, no walls or cielings
penismightier 3
ydi for having a house
godlybacon 5
#74, what the ****?
yousirareamoron 0
lol
panchod1234 0
shouldn't have raised the roof, eh?
RebelHeart7 0
I will assume his house is under construction therefore no furniture, otherwise who's the idiot to have a house without a roof
qwillis98 20
Tarp that whole dam house!
Fortuitous 0
Be safe, and hail a cab!
DocBastard 40
Wait, what? Hail a what? Oh, I see what you did there. :)
C6Racer 0
I, I don't get it : /
DocBastard 40
C6- reread the FML. The forecast called for heavy rain and...wait for it...wait for it... There it is. :)
timskiii 0
That sure is one hail of a problem!
tama_tee 0
ha. ha ha
jsnakes12 0
WTF??????
Sportsfan86 3
maybe house is being renovated?
alyssaax3 0
maybe he should learn that birds shit freely ?
BadasS14 0
wrong fml dude o_o
Tikwichka 5
76, I think you didn't understand his comment...
arsenicalhumor 30
I think #76 is just completely confused.
FuckThisLogin 32
I think 76 has the wrong FML
ALERI0N 0
that's really unlucky. move all your valuables to a safe place and stay at a hotel.
Haterman123 0
y no roof YDI
palltaru 0
wen I read this I was all o___0 WTF?!?!?
iheartglasses 0
WOW...Now THIS really is an FML situation!
Prolusive 5
íñdēêd.
mona_is_here 10
Nature has a specific sense of humour, you know...
lntreis_fml 0
lol gotta love nature :P
hnz 13
but you should have a back up plan..
Zitho 0
He could play the game "Heavy Rain."
machiko_fml 0
Your house has no roof why?
Fresh4416 0
that was what I was wondering
missrawrzy 0
but if they were gettin their roof redone I don't think they could just leave them there with no roof sayin "srry If it rains but it ain't our problem"
EmoPolarBearShim 0
A tree might have fallen on it or a storm might have destroyed it and etc...
luvyah 0
ur eyes r reallie pretty!
jimmyarmes 2
Maybe they are rebuilding from the april 27 storms?
libbye 0
don't worry, weather men are always wrong!
Mariah162 0
With that persons luck, he'll probably be correct today..
EmoPolarBearShim 0
agreed
RileyL29 0
your picture is adorable! [:
allmidnighteyes 11
Go to Home Depot, and buy a bunch of that plastic sheeting to put up over your house?
mimibabyboo24 0
That won't work, why because the rain would either weigh the plastic down and it cave or the wind would blow it away.
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, I kinda figured that out after editing time ran out. I'm also pretty sure they don't have Home Depot in Denmark.
Zya_fml 8
I'm sure hail will easily go through the plastic.