Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend, who recently started French classes, and I were having sex. Knowing how whispering in my ear turns me on, she whispered something in French, and I came. Later I found out it meant something like, "You should lose a lot of weight." FML
Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML
Today, I realised the only preparation I've done for my final French exam has been wanking off to French porn. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML
Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend asked me, "Are you sure you're a guy?" I still have no idea what that was for. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Today, I had to go with my mom to the gynecologist to translate due to her broken English. As we were filling out papers and answering questions, the doctor asked some very personal questions. I now know everything about my mom's sex life. FML
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Eladar 0
when she asked what buttsex was... you should have been like "i'll show you"
nuclear 0
whoa, whoa, whoa. you read ALL 15 pages of this site while you were hanging out with your girlfriend? Instead of doing something else.. more productive? FYL! Nah, more like FHL. That must have been boring since she couldn't really understand :P
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Comments (81)
patriciadusud_fml 8
Hi, I am French and I had a great time, years back, with my English roomates, learning new words in English ... such asking in a group after a dirty joke.... what do you mean by "*******"? They are so loud making jokes but too shy to explain them.... One day I asked "how do you call the fingers of you feet"... they told me you call them ****... and if someone is annoying me, I will just have to say "get out of my ****".... Needless to say that they bugged me all the time and laughed each time I used the expression.
Zarniclopsindorf 24
15? LOL, now there are over 1500!
watchclock 11
My French roommate does the same thing. She's hilarious
jazzmin1997 16
Omg I'm laughing so hard right now ^^
s3kShUn47 20
Holy hell, this was made in '08. It's nearly '15 now, and those 15 pages have extended waaay past 15^3
schindler12345 24
2015 and there's 1,990 pages
Accurate_Vision 31
Ha! Fifteen pages...not anymore.
burnforeternity 30
Who was reading, you or her? And how did the explanation go?
KrazyKatz3 26
I totally get that... I had a Spanish boyfriend. Really good English but my Spanish is terrible. He has a kind of Spanish version of this site (similar kind of thing) it was so confusing when he read it.