Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, my wife wanted more space, so we moved to a new house. I signed a more expensive one-year lease and went through a huge move. Everything would’ve been fine if she hadn’t broken up with me one month later. Now I’m trying to renegotiate the lease and sleeping on the couch. FML
Today, my wife and I moved into our new place. I'm recovering from back surgery and out of work. To help make up the rent, her boyfriend moved in too. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home from a two week vacation and told me I needed to move out. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML
Today, I helped move my current boyfriend into his new dorm room. This would've been fine if I didn't have to do this while avoiding eye contact with my ex-boyfriend, who just happens to be my boyfriend's new roommate. FML
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Top comments
Seti_fml 0
couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?
cutebebe778 0
Ps- I accidentally spelled 'fiancée' wrong. Grammar Nazis be gone.
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Comments (73)
MK1029 0
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ChrisWasHere 0
# 1, you're an idiot.
MK1029 0
Is that so? # 4, you're an idiot. OH SNAPZ UZ AN IDIOT NOW TOO JAJAJAJJAROFL
Westy543 0
No, #4 "." was my initial reaction too, along with "what." It's an actual response, in case you didn't know, usually as a pause due to being displeased.
youreanidiot 0
Well, at least you don't have very much work to do! Actually I misread, the new person could have a lot of stuff to move in Either way, get on with your life
Emberlin 0
I agree with moving on, but who moves in together after dating for 2 weeks? She must have been cheating on you, dude
DemonicAngel151 0
Oh, that sucks cow nipples! FYL
skellingtonfart 18
Correction, cow's milk (and any other animal that isn't a human) is bad for us...
Brzztffn 5
Then please explain calcium. Maybe un-organic milk is bad for you... But I'm pretty sure milk is good for you
DJFender 0
ouch, I'm sorry man.
ChrisWasHere 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
To the OP: Stick up to your username and take it like a man and do your ******* job. And, also.. you don't have much work to do anyway. You moved most of your stuff out!
greenltrn2003 0
what?...you lost me somewhere around 'stick'
LebChickOnFira 0
Well exactly that means hes gonna have a lot to move in retard
Da_Gov 0
dude if the furniture is yours than take it back, you bought it so it's rightfully yours
mcsnelly 5
It's not HIS furniture, it's the NEW BOYFRIEND'S furniture. The OP had already moved his out. Reading comprehension anyone?
M13LO 0
I agree with #1 . you should also "misplace" some items
Seti_fml 0
couldn't you turn down the job and just explain the situation to your boss?
ChrisWasHere 0
If you would actually turn down the job just because of your ex girl.. then you're a ******* pussy.
suchacreep 0
Considering how much of a bitch the ex-girlfriend is and how the break up went, I would possibly decline. I wouldn't put it past some girls to invent some furniture damages, theft, insults or threats, then call their ex's boss to try to get them out of a job.
zerkabaius 0
put everything in upside down.
pittsports87 0
HAHA (In Nelson from Simpson's voice)