Today, I aimed at the little blue thing placed at the bottom of the urinal. I learned the hard way that it splashes off it and makes little blue stains on jumpers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML
Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML
Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML
Today, I put a blue toilet cleaner square in the back of toilet. My fiancé called me later on freaking out because he couldn't get the "blue water to go away" when he flushed. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at the urinal when a fly started buzzing around my head. It started getting in my face, so I tried to swat it away. After about 10 seconds of intense swatting, I looked down to find I had pissed all over my shoes and down the front of my trousers. FML
Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML
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Alexgoesfml 3
Haha, sucks. At least the little blue thing wasn't white instead.
easylazy 0
Don't worry, this happens to me all the time. When people say, "Hahaha you peed in your pants" all I say is "No, I masturbated in the public urinal." It shuts them up real quick, trust me.
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Comments (19)
pinkfrenchrose 5
Lol
JokestrMike89 0
I've learned that one, too. haha. And if you know how to pee well, you can make the stream cut steel! lol :P
Loboguy 0
American toilets and urinals are the only ones in the world that make a mess like that. Like when you take a dump and it splashes pissy/poopy water all over your ass? And I'm not being racist .. I've traveled to a LOT of places.
chippa 24
In Europe they don't have water in their toilets! D: Well, barely. Just don't get constipated and let out big, splashy poopies.
shaubygal 11
pissy??? poopy??? in america we don't have gay names for our bowl movements
Alexgoesfml 3
Haha, sucks. At least the little blue thing wasn't white instead.
easylazy 0
Don't worry, this happens to me all the time. When people say, "Hahaha you peed in your pants" all I say is "No, I masturbated in the public urinal." It shuts them up real quick, trust me.
EmOsQuAnDa 0
win
Avaquin 0
ha ha lol, #6
NataleeC 0
ydi for still wearing jumpers. . . . .
Talliwa 3
to me it sounds like he was wearing a uniform... could be anything from the army to a mecanic
u_killed_kenny_ 0
yea really wtf
someone2me2 1
Want it in my butt
ShananaginsLOL 13
"jumpers" aww I love British people