Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
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Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
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Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
OhAidan 7
Challenge complete.
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Comments (161)
OhAidan 7
Challenge complete.
Mioko_fml 6
What challenge did you have to accept?
0ops_i_died 8
I think what 1 is trying to say is, since OP already said she's the craziest bitch he's ever met, her challenge is already completed. At this point she's only competing with herself...
OhAidan 7
Correct you are!
Jeterforever 3
Dude come on that's just stupid OP.
christyxbee 15
I'm favoriting this FML only because I couldn't believe OP would say something so stupid to a woman. YtotallyDI.
cookieface15 2
She is gonna show you a crazy bitch. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Superman151 4
I suggest wearing a metal protector over your junk.
chell1894 13
Uhm your gf is a hero.
akallaan 7
Oh god, what has this world come to with all these phrases?
thewiseguy13 0
"and that kids is how I met your mother" :-)
perdix 31
#3, the end. In 2012, the Mayan calendar ends, we're going to get smashed by Nibiru and we have YOLO. 'nuff said?
onlychildFTW 34
YOLO is stupid. Worst new phrase.
KickItHigh 32
Don't forget about swag. Second worst.
ShadowKatQueen 2
Swag= secretly we are gay
VooDooCarrie91 19
I saw a commercial for a city near me and it was a party planning business called "YOLO". I wanted to shoot myself.
chippa 24
Whoa, swag is waaay worse than YOLO! At least YOLO has a life philosophy to it. Swag is just a terribly stupid sounding word. In my not-so-humble opinion.
crazytwinsmom 25
Swag used to mean 'scientific wild ass guess'. It was more useful then.
Church_Vii 4
Actually, no. Swag is a pop culture term derived from "swagger", which is not a fictional word developed by teens and semi intelligent communities.
zen1979 16
Swag is also what pirates an merchant sailors would refer to riches or plunder as. Gold, silver or other valuables were called swag as a slang reference.
Demonfish 14
And as can be seen by the present data *points to FML*, it is conclusive that OP is indeed, utterly screwed.
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
Demonfish 14
You know, I've seen people accidentally post a comment twice, sometimes even three times, but you sir, must have been aiming to break the FML record, and you may have succeeded.. :P
katymack 11
Agreed. If she's that bad (not that you sounds much better) maybe it's time just to call it off.
habibiiiiiii 2
I agree no one should call a girl bitch
fucking_dev 2
I'd expect different coming from the Soviet Union ...... sorry I'm stuck in wwII time ..
Jakespeed207 4
Not the majority. I'm sorry but there's a plethora of girls that I know that the best best to describe them would be"total and absolute bitch".
PhishloverA 14
I agree with #5. As soon as I saw that you called her the "craziest bitch" it was fact that you aren't getting your way on this FML buster
ExtremeEncounter 32
But a girl can?
Welshite 40
That was disrespectful on your part. You deserve it.
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
obnum 19
Why did you comment so many times...? And sometimes in the heat of an argument you say things like that, especially if you're getting frustrated at the other person
PowerRussia 2
I commented once. Guess fml glitched sorry for the comment spam.
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
PowerRussia 2
My apologies, FML posted my comment like 6 times.
Mioko_fml 6
Wow, comment 7-10 all went to you. With the same comment. Leave the send button for a few xD. But I agree, no matter how heated the argument is, insulting should always stay out.
EyesofStone 27
Craziest bitch I've ever met... I must say I've never heard that used as an actual insult. Always just between friends as a joke/compliment...
mikuxxhatsune 32
That's true I guess. I call my friends stupid names as a joke and they do it back. However, if the tone somebody else said it was actually condescending, then I would get pretty angry.