Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML
Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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Top comments
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
OhAidan 7
Challenge complete.
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Comments (161)
DivineSunshine 1
You should be afraid to sleep. She is quick on her feet. lol Good luck, you will need all the luck you can get.
lexiepullen 7
If you feel that way, why is she your girlfriend?
daxxbuttons 12
So.... This is suggesting that OP's girlfriend would have to go and find him a crazier bitch to exceed this challenge, if she's already the craziest bitch he knows. So she sucks at memes and life.
BananerzFresh 12
You should sleep with one eye open.
izawesome96 8
The only "b" word you should calla woman is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful.
YoursTru1yXo 0
Are you dating meg griffin?
Cosmic_Horror 1
You shouldn't date anyone who uses third-rate memes like that.
coltsboy17 0
My EX girlfriend was the sane way! Good luck
mysticshroom 2
so..the problem is you are dating a ******* moron? she accepted the challenge of ALREADY being the craziest bitch you ever met. the only way that response would make any sense is if you said "you are NOT the craziest bitch ever". otherwise it wasn't a challenge at all, and you are obviously a retard as well for not noticing this mid-arguement.
WellThatSuxx 7
Haha she actually sounds awesome