Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML
Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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Top comments
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
OhAidan 7
Challenge complete.
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Comments (161)
blackcherries 5
And life as you once knew it, ends! Seriously bro, never and I mean never insult a girl again cause bad things can happen! I'd prolly run, fast! if was you... Just sayin'
rachilio 26
I would be
pipinya 8
OP don't worry too much, your girlfriend stole her line off an internet meme, so hopefully she didn't properly mean it!
Hmk1994 8
I have a feeling her Mother will stop by soon... Like mother like daughter.
iHeartMuzik 0
while*
CharresBarkrey 16
If you're trying to correct the FML, "whilst" is correct. The two are interchangeable.
SoSoRachel 7
I'd sleep with one eye open just in case0.0
TrollingStalker 16
She's from the Internet. You better run.
hannaaaahr 33
wouldn't that just meen that she will go look for a crazier bitch to prove how wrong you were?
metalhead4740 14
Ha
sugoine 12
Seriously?? And boys wonder why chicks go ballistic on their asses... YDI, asshat. Sleep with one eye open, and make sure you have a death/dismemberment clause in your life ins policy...muhuahahahaha. Go crazy bitch!!!!! Lmfao