Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I had a debate with my girlfriend about whether giving birth or getting kicked in the balls hurts more. It ended up with her kicking me in the balls. I was the one who said giving birth hurt more. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
Tanya33 1
She is a genius. I'm going to use that.
rabiesss 0
Some love you guys have....
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Tanya33 1
She is a genius. I'm going to use that.
GigglePony 13
YDI for being a nancy.
insanesna1l 0
Woman knows how to win
whatfml 0
my balls hurt just reading that
fsu69 0
that hurt my marble sack
GalacticOtterFed 0
Agree with #1 that is fantastic *Hi-5 OP*
zendaddy0 0
now you can say you hate her more
zendaddy0 0
now you can say you hate her more
CaptinFalconKnig 6
did he say nooooooo in slow motion before she started to kick him in slow motion?
number1beaner 0
dude get her back give her an uppercunt when she is not expecting it.
sterlingarcher 1
Haha I agree with #1 ... and 90 cute puppy! :)
DrewBernadette 0
haha, SERIOUSLY!:p
zinoxity 23
Slap her and then you'll won for sure.
zinoxity 23
win* Fuuuuuuuu auto correct.
SpicyDuck 22
Well played on her part! hahaha
ydi_4_suking 20
haha #96 an uppercunt well anyways i would have punched her in the boob
xxxkewxxx 0
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xxxkewxxx 0
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josiej0j0 0
120, you are very pretty!!
brettrb 18
well, dont mess with girls who have legs.. or knees.. or arms. haha. if my gf did this to me i woudnt care if she didnt kick me too hard, but as hard as you can..? hah thats uncalled for.
uomealot1 0
he can't kick her back if he can't move his legs without crying.
purplepug 0
Same here my bf and I do it all the time, and now I've found a way to win LOL ;)
feyz_fml 4
your gf can't kick you since "she" is your right hand
QuantumLegend 0
lol just Leave the toilet seat up
Thisismoses 0
Damn, that girl's competitive.
Vjewerica 9
I created an account just so I could like this comment!
MEM0817 18
180: You've clearly never been kicked in the balls before have you?
jensenisbatman 12
Can you just kill yourself
Flippingspinner 1
Never do this. It is cruel and unethical. And disgusting. And they might puke all over your face. And press assault charges.
rabiesss 0
Some love you guys have....
kittykat1497 7
I'm gonna call this one sadistic
UnderstoodCat 0
No, I think it's masochistic, mostly because she doesn't enjoy his pain.
BIGxWILL 0
lmao number 30 is cross eyed as a biatch
DippinGrizzly907 27
What the **** 206? Why the hell would you "laugh your ass off" if someone is cross eyed? My sister was cross eyed till she was 14 years old before I could pay for and get her surgery all squared away. Know what I did to people who made fun of her before that? I gave 'em a nice clean haymaker. Now cool it, ya ******* asshat...
lil_ham1644 29
What's a haymaker?
bazinga113 0
haha I've done that didn't know it was that popular :) so that means you girlfriend like me is a genius :)
thatfrenchguy 8
you spelt bitch wrong.
Monstee 2
You spelled spelled wrong.
DRIEAM 0
You both used "wrong" incorrectly.
TigersLoveCinnam 0
lol, win 55
epyk_pryncess 8
55- I love you. you are a genius
FFAffliction 0
if 36 is saying what I think he is saying then I agree.
ironyisforlosers 0
I was leaning more towards psychotic but I guess the words are interchangeable :)
sterlingarcher 1
haha 55 that's amazing
hatepineapple 14
Hmm. So if we don't live in Britan/are not British, how would we know common British idioms/alternate methods of spelling words? Just because we share a language doesn't mean the culture is the same.
BuhZinga 2
While you make a valid point about general American ignorance 55, I find myself more caught up in that the order of your comparisons seemed to shift from British vs American to American vs British and back again to British vs American. It doesn't really matter but it just completely distracted me from your point :(
Zebidee 9
#131 - no-one is asking people to know every variant of every word, just to stop and think before calling someone out on it. It takes one second to quickly check a word you think might be wrong. To not recognise that there are alternate spellings in the world outside the US comes across as the height of arrogance, which is why people arc up over it.
Xythenol 6
GRAMMARNAZIGRAMMARNAZI
purplepug 0
You watch Big Bang Theory :D
MEM0817 18
36: You spelled spelt wrong... 55 is my hero :]
bpell15 5
You're all idiotic for believing that people actually care about grammar, punctuation, or spelling on an Internet site that is made for people to laugh at others expense.
the_undead 11
hahaha! thats amazing
FMLandurstoo 9
Why wasn't she in the kitchen?
Alderman55 0
nice pic rofl
xFuZioN 0
if you play the "who loves who more" game you totally deserve to get kicked in the nads
sarahgrace4 0
she won... period
itsmissjox3 0
lolololol
marlie_x 8
hey whatever it takes to win
fsu69 0
besides that
PassTheDutch 0
^agreed
FlozellPeters 0
damn, you're truly gorgeous. just sayin.
browntiga 0
so true lol n ^^ lol
colincastleberry 4
ok 1 I agree with u lol def anything 2 win and 2 yes I also agree u ate spectacularly gorgoues ;)
SunnyG 0
haha Ya I totally agree with you. btw you are VERY hot ;) you should do modeling:)
s_tricka 0
no way that's ur real pic
unhappybitch 8
marlie_x you are one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen. No sarcasm
musicsadyingart 12
you totally set yourself up for that. be glad you're dating someone smart enough to see that opportunity and take it.
gingerlr 0
to anyone kicking a guy in the balls is not a sign of love...... well unless your into that kinky shit lol
Shortee22 0
She's brilliant and YDI for not letting her win in the first place girls win so get over it (:
you_freak 7
Ever heard of punctuation?
noornia 6
xD
titan87 0
Fail
Popatopagain 0
You got OWNED