Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a girl I'm interested in, I parked on campus and ate my lunch in the car. As I was sitting there, she appeared out of nowhere and walked to her car. I was parked directly behind her car, sitting there like a creepy ass. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML
Today, I saw my old high school crush in a grocery store. I panicked, because the last time I saw her, I was spouting embarrassing teenage incel horseshit at her, so I dodged out of view to look at something. She'd seen me, came over, and found me awkwardly crouched in the vegetable section, staring at a cucumber. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
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faeliality 20
At least now you know his pull out skills are on point
newthoughts_ 16
Unless you've done something to terrify him, I'm sure there's a reason he moved spots
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Comments (31)
DeadxManxWalking 27
Are you that crazy stalker that watches him sleep at night?
faeliality 20
At least now you know his pull out skills are on point
TMO2142 25
*gives cookies*
krazy789 28
*gives milk*
newthoughts_ 16
Unless you've done something to terrify him, I'm sure there's a reason he moved spots
whysobeachy 37
Get him a cat.
itsalanis 25
The answer to life's problems. I agree. :)
connoreknaust 10
Haha theres a reason that he did that. We dont know if its you but if it was you should probably rethink your life choices. YDI
yerawizardlizzy 27
What??
BlackHawkSavior 28
Follow him
OPGDivinity 11
His Pull out game strong bro. Sorry OP things will get better
OriginalMax 5
Damn, his pull out game is strong
whysobeachy 37
That's already been said, mate.
stingray112 24
Omg he must totally hate you how can you go on living
zainman13 26
Maybe he has a crush on you as well and was trying to stalk you but you got there first..