Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML
Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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Top comments
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
OhAidan 7
Challenge complete.
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Comments (161)
perdix 31
No problem. Just do what she says and everything will be alright. Dipping your dick in crazy seems like fun, but you often end up with something more permanent and damaging to your sex life than herpes.
Enslaved 38
Yep, like a crazy ex- baby momma!
RougeRamirez 8
We shall await your upcoming FML posts
HighlandShadows 48
Heh, they might have to create a whole new category for OP before she's through with him.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Choose carefully on what you eat, for soon it will be your last meal.
klovemachine 24
Or she can fix food that will give him explosive diarrhea :O
MrsWojtowicz 16
I'm pretty sure this is a meme I've seen floating around... Either OP ripped it off, or the maker of the meme ripped OP off.
chippa 24
Or the girlfriend ripped it off from the meme.
Senseless_487 29
Or the meme ripped it off from Barney Stinson.
ICastillo 25
Just go talk to her Op. Be like babe it was more of an insult than a challenge so please calm you ovaries down.
BunBunBabe 8
Lmao I have a feeling she might be displeased
Allyzabell 5
Hahaha, sure, that'd help. Smh, if he said that, she wouldn't take it as a long term or short term challenge, she would round house kick his heads on the spot. Well, now that I think about it, may be you should try that op. ;)
crazytwinsmom 25
ICastillo, you were doing great until 'you ovaries' ! That's crazy on top of crazy.
Janawa 22
ERH MEH GERD!!! LAMAS WITH HATS! Carl, this is the worst thing you could have possibly done! I take that as a challenge. Please don't. Too late, you have challenge me, and challenge accepted.
gc327072 31
But ccccaaaarrrrrrlllllllllll that kills people!
ambear26 14
You should be terrified op...
TheDrifter 24
While it's horribly rude to point it out, saying a man should cower before her anger and beg forgiveness for his moment of unfortunate honesty is going overboard. What would the boy's response be to you? Fleeing for his life?
PandaMantis 6
He should apologize because calling someone names is immature, rude, and hurtful. Of course she's angry that he would talk to her like that in - whether in an argument or not.
aliciamarie1 8
I'm surprised you still have a girlfriend after an insult like that. YDI
chuckcloninger 12
War Eagle .....(yeah, I know, our football team sucks this year)