Today, I surprised my girlfriend of 3 years with Stone Sour and Korn tickets, since I knew how badly she wanted to go. She responded by asking if we could go as just friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML
Today, I gave my ex-girlfriend two concert tickets to show her I still care about her and want to win her back. She sold them. FML
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Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets (of our favorite band) for his birthday. I was expecting him to bring me since I gave them to him and I like the band too. He said, "Sweet, thanks, I'll call my friend now and see if he wants to go. Think you could give us a ride?" FML
Today, I spent hundreds of pounds buying my best friend concert tickets to see our favourite band, complete with a meet and greet. I drove over very excited to pick her up to take her. She had already left. With her boyfriend. FML
Today, I drove 4 hours to see my girlfriend of a year, as she had asked me to stay with her for a few days. When I arrived she told me she wanted to be friends as she liked someone else, but wanted me to stay the few days so we could work on being friends. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to stay just friends. Not only did I get denied, apparently we're also "just friends." FML
Today, I bought my boyfriend two concert tickets for his birthday to see our favorite band, and he told me he doesn't feel he loves me. FML
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user53658 15
I think you should tell her NO! and go with someone else.
breyes016 11
take a friend instead
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Comments (35)
user53658 15
I think you should tell her NO! and go with someone else.
marisbiscuit 21
I second that!
breyes016 11
take a friend instead
Ashley Owenby 4
hold up, Stone Sour and Korn are holding a concert somewhere together???
RichardPencil 32
If she pays for her ticket, then yes. The friend zone doesn’t include benefits like free concert tix.
MemeMachine 2
How can you be friendzoned while dating?
Cali 57
She literally asked to go "as just friends"...
Donut_Wizard 23
You should say “yes, but only if I can go dressed as a pumpkin.”
skippydoda 32
Well... At least she still asked you to go instead of just keeping the tickets and going with someone else...
zuckerburg 21
She only asked him to go because he got the tickets in the first place. I've dated women like that. If he doesn't make a clean break now, she will exploit his love for her till the tap runs dry. Speaking from experience, and not some "I'm going to offend everyone today" post. So no. I think he should take someone else or sell the tickets and get his money back and move on with his life.
Burle 17
Groupie aspirations
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
I have no clue what this is, but to me it seems like she doesn't want to be seen there with a boyfriend. Just sell the tickets and you gf lol
RichardPencil 32
She’s an idiot! If she had half a brain, she’d have dumped you after the concert! You probably would have had stupid kids with her!
Hejira Hayes 8
Surprise!