Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over my feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's what you get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML
Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
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Top comments
PowerRussia 2
YDI dude, even in an argument you shouldn't insult your girlfriend like that.
OhAidan 7
Challenge complete.
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Comments (161)
Nighthunter 11
Get a taser and let her try!
thenamestaco171 2
I see what you did there :D
trellz17 19
Never call a female a "bitch'' and expect to get away with it.
berichsoon 11
I do and get away with it, BUT on the right time. Me an my gf would be laughing about something she did and I go " bitch you crazy" and she goes " I know right"
trellz17 19
Be quiet.
msjoyfull84 0
I'm proud to be a bitch, my mum raised me to be so. All my bar guests love that I'm a bitch, they actually graduated me to full blown ****. But......... I have issues.
mrsmo2 5
I agree, but mostly I think it's that he called her a CRAZY bitch. Never call a woman crazy. If you think that, it's usually just all in your head anyways. (Although there are some crazy bitches out there. It's that term is used too loosely by men trying to justify doing wrong.)
gracehi 33
Sounds like you were right, OP. Don't look her in the eye!
MsConfusedd 27
Ydi for calling your girlfriend a bitch, come on dude
minzzy 8
they just better have some sandwiches on them...
AdamsHadEm 5
haha! your in trouble homie!
DontThumbMeDown 8
You're*
pmadNess 16
I agree. He is...
Enslaved 38
Hey You're crazy bitch But you **** so good, I'm on top of it When I dream, I'm doing you all night Scratches all down my back to keep me right on ***We all know why you keep her around, Buck Cherry!;)
unknown_user5566 27
I actually love that song, for some odd reason.
delilah09 6
Buck Cherry is bad ass! In that sense, I'd love being called a crazy bitch!
TisAPenguin 16
If you really think that negatively about her, why are you still together?
bach2121 13
Ur not going to b busting a nut for awhile...
klovemachine 24
Rosie Palmer will be the only bitch he'll get any action with :D