Today, while walking in the city with my little sister, she let go of my hand. Not wanting to lose her, I quickly tried to grab it back. That resulted in me grabbing some 50 year-old man's junk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, as I was about to meet my girlfriend's parents, she thought it would be funny to grab my junk and give me a hard-on right before they walked in. I couldn't hide it quickly enough. FML
Today, I was walking home when an old guy came up to me asking for directions. After I pointed him in the right direction, he held my hand, stroked my face then pushed me into a bush. FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
Today, I was riding in the car with my boyfriend. While he was driving, I held out my hand as an offer for him to hold it. Instead, he grabs me by the wrist and shoves my hand down his pants. Lovely. FML
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
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ZoZo17_fml 0
Awkward. Was he smiling.?
IndyJustin 4
was he hard?
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Comments (275)
ddtran46 1
He probably thought you wanted to help him cross the street. lol
bullrider92 19
Was there white stuff on your hand when you finally let go?
Booda13 0
Did he yell rape
tylenol123 0
Wait... If your kid ran in that particular direction, woukdbt they have a face ful of crotch???
BeastMode5 0
On your description what the mess is a firlfriend? =/ Yeah I was creepin' a bit. xP
creedaddict 9
How do u know he was 50? ...
tylenol123 0
Nvm it was your sis, i misread so nobody go " retrd its her sis! Go die stupid" cuz itsan honest mistake
raphanne_fml 33
Did you type this with oven gloves or something?
koortneyg 12
retard it's her sis! go die stupid (:
iloooovemylife 7
Did you enjoy the grab ?
LoserxRock17 0
are you blind,
EmoLover681 0
Are you stupid?
vDisaster 2
lol are u ugly ? if u are that sucks for him :s
dallas_louise 0
OP: Get back here! *reaches out* Old Man: *smiling* I don't know who you are, but your hand feels lovely.