Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?
TiggyBonkers 32
Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...
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Comments (143)
igg125 30
How does your life suck, you met a guy had a good time which ended up in you getting laid. You deserve it
laurarossiox 11
It's pathetic and sad that we live in a world where women are looked at as sex objects. On the bright side; if he's paying you, at least the sex wasn't bad?
marcusbjohnson 4
haha. woah, so sexist. people are treated as objects of desire. not just women. if you cared about true equality you wouldnt be dropping the w bomb.
limabeans101029 21
89- Oh come on. Are you joking? I'm sure men experience objectification too but it happens to women much, much more often. Especially on a global scale.
shemademedoit 20
you should of said $500 and then after leaving, thought about what you just did. YDI!
david99021 15
5 dolla.
vikky538 29
That's one of the worst ways to cut you off
mezochan 29
Go on take the money and run
Florentina 17
Well, if you were good enough to get paid, I'd say be proud of it - but it must've been awkward for both of you when you had to say no to his money...
Jenny_Casket 3
I would hope you take the money
kaylizs 20
The misogyny in the comments is too real. I would have taken money, though. that's an easy $500 if you play your cards ~right. :p
LastResort318 14
What the hell do you mean mean misogyny?
skellz1203 3
Did you at least take some money?