Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
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A07 48
It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?
TiggyBonkers 32
Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...
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Comments (143)
RockyRacoon 16
Did you take the money ? I want to know OP !!
SadSouthernBell 18
You're very fortunate he wasn't a serial killer ....
graphicstyle7 17
Must be guys on here who say "take the money". I had a wild stretch in my life a few years ago. I had something similar happen. And I realized there are reasons that THAT line is not crossed by most people (No, I did not take the money). It's just a WHOLE OTHER FEELING. Taking money for something that you did to feel good and feel free is AN INSTANT BUZZ KILL. I have nothing against sex workers, but it's just a very different thing. This society would be better off acknowledging that women can do a one-night-stand too, and it's not the end of the world, and it does not make them any worse than the men who do that kind of thing. You can take that stupid "a good lock only uses one key" saying and cram it. I'm not a lock, I'm a person.
LastResort318 14
What the hell do you mean it must be guys on here that said take the money?
Joshawott 21
To be honest, if it were me, I would have just stated a figure because why would you want to turn down free money?
laden_swallow09 35
"Haha, you owe me another date next week, big boy!" *wink* Easy peasy. So, you **** like a pro?
uncle_ssaamm 12
better check for stds asap ... that is so stupid ydi
killigan 12
Well... He did hook up with you as if your a prostitute... Walked up to you on the street and you just met him... It was a little too early...
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Wasn't it too early for him too, in this case? Look, many ... ... ... ... for you since you appear to like them ;)
marcusbjohnson 4
yes it was early for him...hence the idea . that she was a prostitute..m
Desi_D123 27
Seriously OP, you deserve this. You should never ever hook up with someone you just met. People are crazy out there. Good thing he just tried to pay you instead of chopping you to bits.
igg125 30
So, how much did you ask for?
MissBehavin77 18
I say YDI for hooking up with some random stranger that quick, it's not a big surprise that he would think that.
marcusbjohnson 4
You went back to a person's place you just met and hooked up with them? Silly little girl. In that situation you are either a prostitute or a ****. he had a 50% chance of getting it right. your dad must not love you.
limabeans101029 21
"In that situation you are either a prostitute or a ****"... Not necessarily. From this FML she clearly isn't a prostitute, and we have absolutely no idea how often she does this kind of thing so it's a bit of an assumption to label her as a "****". Besides, even if she does do this kind of thing a lot, what's the problem? It can be a risky thing to do, but it's her life not yours. If no one's getting hurt, who cares? And do you think that the guy must either be a prostitute or a **** too?
Aimeejasmine 15
Absolutely ?? god damn **** shamers treat sex like a sin, well said #100
LastResort318 14
137, there is something wrong with **** shaming? People don't think sleeping with random people is considered healthy and good.
Sparx1_1 16
***** are people too - unfortunately they are stupid people who think their incredibly poor choices are someone else's fault. If you have sex with people you just met then you are going to be branded a **** or a *****. Coming here and whining about it just proves the whole "stupid" part. OP is lucky she didn't get raped or worse.