Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?
TiggyBonkers 32
Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...
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Comments (143)
ontheFLY4 25
Seems as though you are proficient in the skills required and excelled at the task given. The customer was eager to pay so the services you provided must have been good. Maybe it is time for a career change, I mean you obviously enjoy sex with random individuals. But next time slap a guy for implying your a prostitute, escorts make much more money!
Evil_Jester 17
Take the money and run..
laden_swallow09 35
Whoooaa, take the money and run…
ontheFLY4 25
Steve Miller is hard to beat, great reference!
Deku_Cutie 12
idk maybe because you just acted like a prostitute?
marcusbjohnson 4
who said the guy was a stud? you did, no one else. they are both gross. you brought your own double standard. sexist.
jeffandjeff 22
It's the fact the woman literally acted like a prostitute so some labeled her one. She isn't and is an adult who can do what she wants but her actions are slightly I indistinguishable from what a legitimate hooker would do.
limabeans101029 21
107- But she didn't act like a prostitute. I think the majority of prostitutes would bring up the topic of prices before actually having sex with the customer, and I doubt many prostitutes go out for drinks with the guy beforehand.
Dr_Lily_fml 17
So basically, any woman who hooks up with a stranger is a *****, a prostitute, "it's normal he thinks that", but the guy who does the same is just... a guy?
Benmantha 31
I love you.
cari_cat 19
No he's a manwhore
VeryMuchDutch 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
look at it this way: a lock that opens with every key is useless... a key that opens every lock is what everybody wants
JayBay090 5
I mean if she had approached him then he'd be the gigolo. But he was the one playing the approaching customer role in the situation
Dr_Lily_fml 17
Verymuchdutch, we are not locks. We are human beings, and we deserve to be treated equally, that's all. I'm sick of hearing this pathetic analogy every time it's about a girl having sex. Benmantha, love you too.
marcusbjohnson 4
they are both gross. no one said he was just being a guy except for you...
Aimeejasmine 15
#54 a sharpener that sharpens all pencils is great, a pencil sharpened by all sharpeners ends up as nothing. ;) we all can use euphemisms
Demon_of_Light 27
Please stop imposing your double standards on everyone else. if you lie in wait to pick a fight with everyone over everything you can possibly turn into a gender-equality issue, it really doesn't do much to help your cause. People are not saying that OP is disgusting and the guy isn't. People are saying that OP's actions resembled a prostitute's and that the guy's actions resembled those of a man seeking a prostitute. They're saying this because it is, in fact, true. If OP were a guy, and the situation were the same, people would still be saying that OP's actions resembled a prostitute's. Stop looking for reasons to be offended.
KawaiiPinkie 11
#153 So what you are saying is that if you meet a random guy and I "look like a prostitute", it is okay for him to think I am? You're a disgusting person!
Demon_of_Light 27
156, I'm not sure I understand your question. If you're asking me if people are going to make judgments about you based on the limited information they have about you, then the answer is yes. You don't have time to figure out the personal life story of every single person you ever come into contact with, so in order to be able to make decisions, you have to assume things. You assume that the girl you see walking around a college campus with a textbook under her arm is a student. You assume the man in the blue uniform with the badge is a cop. You assume that the woman wandering the streets who goes home with strangers is a prostitute. Do I think that this is a completely accurate way to judge people or a reason to discriminate in the way we treat people? Absolutely not. But it is a necessary fact of life. It happens in the world we live in and we all know it does. So if you don't want people to assume you're a prostitute, don't dress/act like a prostitute. Otherwise, be aware of the fact that misunderstandings will occur.
Crystal_da_thing 23
Take the money and take it as a complement u must be hot enough to be a prostitute
limabeans101029 21
Being a prostitute definitely does not automatically mean that you're hot
lilybadilly25 15
*Pushes the Staples Button* That was Easy
interesting33 37
well he thinks you are so hot there is no way you would go for him normally - it will be a great present when he realises someone liked him for who he is
limabeans101029 21
Wow, lots of judgment in these comments! Some people like casual sex. So what? Yeah it can be risky, but not everyone has to be into the same kind of sex as you. Plus, even though it was an honest mistake on the guy's part, it's not 'normal' for him to just assume that OP is a prostitute. She didn't assume that HE was a prostitute, and he was hooking up with a stranger just like she was. Secondly, I have limited knowledge of this but I'm pretty sure a prostitute would discuss prices BEFORE doing anything with the customer, to avoid confusion.
MrCantgetright 4
"$200.00" Then avoid him for the rest of your life.
Weiss_Schnee 14
Take and much money and you can and move on... Silver linings right?