Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?
TiggyBonkers 32
Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...
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Comments (143)
Benmantha 31
Doesn't matter, had sex.
Cads1 24
Got to love German chicks!
ontheFLY4 25
So what are you doing later? ; )
Benmantha 31
Def. not you, #34.
gracehi 33
Hey, 34. Would you like me to call you an ambulance to take care of that burn?
laden_swallow09 35
Apply cold water to burned area.
Hoopachi 19
#67 Apply lukewarm water to that burned area, I learned not to apply cold water the hard way…
Cads1 24
But #7 is good to go.........right?
ontheFLY4 25
I see what you did there. Good game.
bsums203 13
What we all really want to know is how things played out after this point.
ontheFLY4 25
Yes a follow up is needed. Did he pay the requested amount? Did he try to haggle with you and you had to come up with a name of a fake pimp to threaten to beat him up? There are many scenarios that could be very interesting!
Jennandco 25
At least you know you're hot enough for him to be willing Enough for him to PAY to have sex with you. Other men expect that for free
Goblin182 27
hard to see this as a compliment.
cnbcad 15
Have you seen most prostitutes?? The vast majority - and any you see on the street are not "hot" at least not for long
limegreenpoopie 31
If you're going to hook up with random guys like that, at least let them pay for it.
tranced_ 45
And you thought he was the one?
laden_swallow09 35
Yeah, one cute guy.
snuffyTHEbear 23
Everyone knows money up front.
abNormal62 23
If you meet somebody on the street and give it away that quickly certain assumptions are going to be made.
bdsmslave 18
Just make up some ridiculously high amount. He didn't get a quote first, so he should pay whatever you charge now. You'll walk out of there with a bruised ego, but at least you'll be able to afford that vacation in Mauritius you've always wanted. On a serious note... Chin up, OP. It was a crappy thing that happened , but don't allow it to make you feel worth any less. Good luck.
Cassandra2015 21
Cute or not, who just hooks up with random people ?
Innately 6
A lot of people, all the time. Haven't you ever heard of bar hookups?
Zebediabolical 45
Lots of people. Haven't you ever heard of PlentyOfFish.com?
badgercheese94 16
#56, yea, those crabs need homes!
alex_gen 39
You'll have money enough for your STD treatments?