Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?
TiggyBonkers 32
Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...
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Comments (143)
brendejafulable 41
Nothing less than a bengi.
lifeisstrange84 8
Do people really have such an issue with sex with someone they just met because there's an attraction? You're all lying to yourselves if you've never wanted to just **** someone you've seen that is hot. Some are just more honest about it.
chucksfriday 21
You should have just taken the money and taken it with a grain of salt.. And 250 bucks
cbroady0529 9
Eff that, take the money and go. Why not? And to everyone shaming her for sleeping with this guy the night they met: effff youuuuu...women are allowed to like casual sex, and it's really not that hard to avoid STDs if they practice safe sex so please stfu.
PANDORUM89 21
Alright! Be a glass half full and take the money and ask if he always pays his lovers. If so ask for a second date.
OGDono 12
I truly hope you got as much money out of him as you could, got dressed, then on your way out told you aren't actually a prostitute.
momac86 17
Bad mistake on both parts but if he's dumb enough to offer I'd say you both got taken
crazyharry631 5
Dam I'm sorry I don't comment on these but that's a hard blow to the old self esteem
maemismile 22
Take the money and run!
CLT_420 13
He probably thought you were a prostitute because of what you were wearing but that's if you were wearing like short shorts and crop top. Idk maybe though.