Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML
Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with. I'm not really interested in him, so I rushed out of his house last night. He was letting me know I left my wallet at his house, and if I want it, I'll have to let him take me to dinner. FML
Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML
Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML
Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, I was on a girls' trip in Las Vegas. I met a cute guy at a bar and we were going back to his hotel room together. On the way up, he asked me how much it would cost. FML
Today, I hooked up with a guy. He didn't last 30 seconds before finishing, Then his car wouldn't start. I ended up walking home after a hook up that wasn't worth it. FML
Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
Today, I saw a guy at a bar that looked cute. I didn't dare talk to him, though. When I was on my way home, drunkenly singing the entire way, I finally noticed he was walking along behind me. Probably for about 15 minutes. FML
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Top comments
A07 48
It could'ave been a honest mistake OP, atleast he didn't cut off a chunk of your hair and ask you to prom?
TiggyBonkers 32
Maybe that happened because you literally just had sex with a man you just met...
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Comments (143)
ktpnothappening 27
I would proud of myself if that happened to me. You must look good, and be pretty good at it. Either way, you had sex, wooooo.
Hiphuray4peas 27
Wow. Just wow with the **** shaming. It's actually painful.
sirhavok747 4
I honestly would just take a solid amount of money from that person. I wouldn't even feel dirty cause you're not the one who solicited it.
Creamatedflower 1
Men will have no respect for girls like you.
kayj905 15
So what did you tell him?
GrimShade 3
How much did you tell him?
iwadasn 33
If you have sex with a random guy who picks you up off the street, can you really blame him for thinking you're a hooker?
Dimps94 9
That is one of many reason not to have sex with someone you met that day
Gillett 23
That's that bull shit that you guys keep calling this girl a prostitute and a hooker! Maybe, just maybe she's just a *****! Stop judging her!
KxHoneyCombxP 24
You should have said like $300 or something. That really sucks though. My first thought would be to freak out about any STIs he may have since prostitutes seem to be a normal occurrence for him.