Today, my roommate got mad at me for putting away the tampons that were sitting on her desk. She rebelled by hanging hundreds of tampons dyed red from every surface in our dorm room. I discovered this while giving my mom her first tour of the place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, I decided to look for the horrid stench coming from my bathroom. It turns out my roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the "trashcan by the sink." That "trashcan" is my old antique vase. FML
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, my roommate's shopping addiction reached a whole new level. He bought a box of tampons just because they were 40% off. Yes, he. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
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lolfml_fml 0
that's not only weird, but also a waste of money
MrsDruidess 23
a little over the top but dude, don't mess with other peoples things, especially their tampons!
LittleMissMack 0
Although it does suck, why did you move her stuff? Girls use tampons... get over it.
troyboyd05 0
Maybe OP was putting the tampons away because her mom was coming to visit? You seem like a feminist, oh and the "girls use tampons... get over it" part, OP is a girl I think she would know girls use tampons.
PoopTrainDix 0
she was just cleaning up you stupid bitch! you are probably the roommates friend because you both are completely retarded!
skizza_fml 3
op is a girl so I'm sure she knows girls use them somehow
carnieofvenice 0
yeah definitely shouldn't have touched her stuff its tampons not a *****...
xxmouthyxx 0
i don't know why she would get that mad over it, but it def sounds like something my roomate would do even if we didn't piss her off.
JustAGirl_fml 0
That seems like a bit of an overreaction.
xbentxlovex 0
ur roommate was sooo overreacting.
ohdamn_fml 2
What a waste of tampons
wtfuckery 0
Wow, way for her to overreact! And I bet you probably only moved them 'cause your mom was coming to visit and she's probably old school like mine is. You should try to get moved to a different room since your roommate is clearly psychotic. And retarded...waste of money, much?
doublelindsay 0
I think that's kinda funny... I was under the impression that people pulled all kinds of crazy ass pranks while living in a dorm.
A7X5989 0
you need to slap a ho...