Weiss_Schnee

Anonymous · 12 June 2009, 07:53 ·Canada 🌶️ Spicy

Nan's gotta have it

Today, I was at my job at an old folks home, and I was cleaning off a table when one old lady looks up at me and says, "I've been a dirty, dirty girl" in a seductive tone. I thought she meant about the table so I said, "Yes you have!" She then winked at me. I walked away fast. FML

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randomdude3890 · 11 February 2015, 04:58 ·Bellevue, United States

Not now, Dave

Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML

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