thelunarwolf
Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Helen
Pine Bluff, United States
Today, my husband came home drunk off his ass at 2am. He started crying on my shoulder because he couldn't go home with some beautiful woman who hit on him, because sadly for him, he's married to me. FML
rachaaaaeul
United States
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
France
Explain yourself
Today, I received a text message from my wife, who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends, saying, "I have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you in the morning." Umm… His? FML
TheOtherWoman
United States
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Party animal
Today, my husband woke up, tried walking to the bathroom, fell down, got back up and started peeing on the carpet. I’ve never seen him this drunk before. FML
sober
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Girl…
Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML
Carpet cleaner
Canada
Wait for the hangover
Today, my husband came home late from drinking with his buddies, only to toss and turn and keep me up for an hour. He then sat up and didn't move for a few minutes. I sat up to see what was wrong, only to see him pissing on the carpet beside our bed. FML
Anonymous
Groningen, Netherlands
Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband reacted by going out and smoking weed, then getting completely shitfaced, and having his buddies drag his nearly-comatose carcass back home from a strip club. FML
U...
Dude, chill out
Today, my friend got a text showing his girlfriend cheating on him. Sounds like his FML, but he was at my house. He then worked his way through a bottle of my whisky and went into a drunken rage. He threw my furniture through windows, punched holes in the wall, and smashed stuff until I had to call the cops. FML
Username
United States
Today, I drunk texted a guy I like. We'd met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
Who has a serious conversation like that via text?
safetyword 0
YDI for trying to have a serious conversation via text.
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Comments (131)
Tyler_8801 0
that blows.
pinkface 0
I know exactly how u feel. I got home today finding my fiancé getting hi in OUR bedroom with his dealer -.-
BadKitty13 28
Oh that Sucks. Did he at least get free stuff. (sorry couldn't resist that one) Hope you dumped his ass.
Bladian 5
Uh. Why should she dump him...?
shajenjen 0
rehab!
Kar98 6
YDI for wanting to have a "serious conversation" via text messaging. I'd get drunk and high too, if I was your husband.
MagnumForse71 0
sounds like a man id like to party woth=]
MissBunny25 0
gotta love that drunk texting .. haha.
TurboLCR 0
yeah definitely better talking when he's pissed. lrn2think
pennies_lane 6
I really hope you inserted emoticons into your texts.....just so he could see just how SERIOUSLY upset/hurt/angry you really were (insert dopey grin)
Mercedeh910 0
hi:)
pennies_lane 6
I really do hope you inserted some serious emoticons into your texts.....just so he could really see how serious you really are about this really serious matter..... come on OP, a serious texting conversation?! really?!