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Today, while trying to have a serious conversation with my husband about his drug use over text, he came home. Drunk. FML

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Southerndatageek 2

Who has a serious conversation like that via text?

safetyword 0

YDI for trying to have a serious conversation via text.

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InsaneGenius 0

Just because he was drunk doesn't mean he wasn't high. This couple has huge issues that shouldn't be addressed through texting!

SpaceMannn 0

I mean if your were texting him and he was getting drunk wouldn't you have been able to assume that he was drunk by all the mispelled words in his text messages? Unless of course he is an expert at drunk texting..

kirstendanielle1 0

autocorrect ftw!

ChibiChibi_fml 28

The OP didn't say exactly how drunk her husband was, just that he was drunk, so it could be that he wasn't drunk enough yet for his spelling to be affected. I know that I have a couple friends who can continue to type/write/text with correct spelling until the point where they are fall down the stairs and laugh about it style drunk.

carmenm 6

yeah I agree YDI as you don't have a "serious conversation" through text that's stupid

marinus_fml 20

Are you married to Charlie Sheen?

lolitaababy 0

no... but that is the name of the drug he is using

MissBunny25 0

my veins are dripping tiger blood

FYLDeep 26

I don't believe it. I would have thought he would have come home a changed man after a couple texts. I'm not going to flat-out say it, but the details of this FML might not be 100% accurate.

Joshwarrior 39

I'm sorry OP that sucks I hope you two manage to work things out, good luck. At least this way you can have a serious conversation with him face to face when he sobers up.

tuppencej777 0

Uhhh.... Serious + Text + Conversation = Fail.

dezinspaaace 0

HA! ydi for having a serious discussion via text.

Jimboom 12

He drinks because your moan at him about his drug use... He takes drugs because your a bitch. Either that or as a substitute for the lack of sex you give him.... Just speculation of course though. ;-)

tammy0312 6

He must really not be able to stand you. I used to be a pothead but whenever I was around my boyfriend (now husband) I wanted to savor the moment and really enjoy being with him. I quit without a second thought. He obviously needs help but you should have a serious conversation about where your relationship is really headed.

kirstendanielle1 0

if you're an addict, it doesn't matter who is around. sad but true. :/

xxmollyxx 25

27, you were obviously not properly addicted to it.

Jimboom 12

Whats sad is the negative cogitation of the word addict. I bet you think that all addicts are washed up, wastes of spaces that can't do anything apart from worry about how they are going to get their next fix. A 30something year old stoner loser still living in his parents basement. Or a drunk who is always in the bar. The crack ***** sucking a fat one for a few dollars.. That sort of thing. When the truth is that these days a vast majority of people are actually addicts in one form or another. People who can't get up in the morning without that first cup of coffee... or that first cigarette. People that can't go more than 5 minutes without tweeting or checking their friends status updates on Facebook. So while yes, I suppose your statement is true. If you are an addict it doesn't matter who you are with addicts are not just exclusive to drunks and drug users. And many of them are functioning members of society. Not the outdatted image of the "addict" you are implying.

tammy0312 6

I didn't write the word addict once. I honestly didn't intend on coming off like an ass. I just meant that if you have enough will power and enough support you can get through it. And when I smoked I did so because I wasn't happy, and so did a lot of the people I did it with whether they admitted it or not. And I smoked weed and cigarettes a few times a day for four years. I don't get what 'properly addicted' means, I was dependent on it but when I truly willed it away I stopped.

Jimboom 12

Sorry. I was referring to #34. Not you.

Jimboom 12

Anyway, the point I was trying to make was that people need to get rid of this outdated cogitation of an addict. It is very difficult to live in the modern age these days without being addicted to something. And not every person who enjoys a little puff every now and again or a drink once in a while is an addict.

kindlystfupls 0

jimboom, I agree with you 100%!

larisonr 4

Slightly off topic, but marijuana isn't addictive to begin with.

Jimboom 12

True #59. I agree with you that it isn't addictive. But people can get addicted to anything. So while the substance itself isn't physically addictive, people can get "addicted" so to speak to the ritual of it, or the act itself. Facebook is just a website.. but people can be addicted to that. Sex is just an act of reproduction.. but people can get addicted to it. Playing video games is just the act of bashing buttons... I think you see where I am going with this. ;-)

ChibiChibi_fml 28

I think that what people are actually addicted to, when addicted to sex, is the endorphin rush from the pleasure of it. That is why many sex addicts also tend to ********** a hell of a lot. It is same way that some people get addicted to the rush of adrenalin that comes from doing things like sky diving, bungee jumping, or just something pointlessly dangerous. It's not an addiction to the act itself in those two cases but an addiction to the rush of chemicals created by their own brain because of the act.