Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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YayFlameWarz 9
The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart
candiicane 12
Gotta love Walmart.
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
I think the real FML here is that you are more offended by a random person calling you ugly than a random person grabbing your ass.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
^This. Like really OP? THATS why you came to FML? We have people who got caught cleaning 18+ sex toys by their dad, people who drive 14 hours to be rejected by their boyfriends because of their bf not telling their family about him dating and people who break open windows with spoons but you think your life sucks because you were called ugly??? -sigh- The world we live in.
SystemofaBlink41 27
^ *applause*
NippsSlipps 10
You should have thrown a twinkie at him.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Waste a perfectly good twinkie? ARE YOU MAD??????
NippsSlipps 10
Fine, she should have thrown her trolley at him. Better?
elephantom12 9
"I'll give her face a 5 and her asinine"
So2011 4
Don't you mean give her a** a nine, not asinine. LOL
stevenJB 25
For such a grammar nazi, your vocabulary and sarcasm aren't up to par. Ass.
Emmisary123 1
Trust me it won't be the last time
VenalOssify 0
Maybe you should get over yourself
fadingfaith 4
I agree. Not everyone is going to find you beautiful Op. At the same time, don't let others' opinions get to you.
chocoloco_222 0
Reality check
ninjuh_wingman 29
Least you know that you have a great ass. Just wear a lot of makeup. It completely changes a persons looks.
DumbAss182 6
Wearing lots and lots of make-up makes you look disgusting as hell!
Lo0o0o0oveMe 11
23; How naive are you?
chels1994 11
Yeah, it makes you look like your skin is about three inches thick and it makes you look fake as all hell
crauen 0
he didn't say you were ugly, just you're face.
intothecrypt 3
24, lemme get this straight. OP may or may not have been ugly, but OP is face. Sounds legit
omarzrgz 3
Were you in Mr. Ghetto's New Orleans Bounce video?
no1gotmyusername 0
*facepalm* It could come in handy