Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was developing film at Walmart. It started to get a little warm, so I began taking my sweatshirt off. A creepy old man approached me, saying "You know, usually girls like you are paid to take their clothes off." FML
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML
Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML
Today, and every day I go out in public, I apparently have a sign on my back saying, “If you’re a creepy old man, please harass and stare at me.” The best part? No one my own age has ever spared me even a second look. FML
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Top comments
Roevera 14
That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.
tookie12345 7
Kinky.
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tookie12345 7
Kinky.
MrsPegg 45
I file that as disturbing.
tookie12345 7
Hahaha im only joking dont worry
Roevera 14
I suppose it could be.. if you're into that kind of stuff...
MrsPegg 45
Tookie: I knew you weren't being serious ;) I must be pathetic/a freak because even I've gotten an ego boost off a creepers comment. *shrugs shoulders*
MickGold 8
17: Nah, you're just female. Us girls like attention... It happens:)
Star928 7
I would like this comment except for the fact that it already has 69 likes ;)
Clioo_fml 17
Most attention in weeks? For some people it's years...
Roevera 14
That's hilarious! If an old guy said that to me, I would probably be laughing too hard to be creeped out. But hey, take it as a compliment that you have a nice butt.
So2011 4
The things that happen at Walmart. Makes me not wanna be anywhere close to there when night comes.
M0rt 0
Walmart is a scary place. If you don't believe go to peopleofwalmart.com and face the horrors.
zizoooooooo 4
lmao... u r awesome.
AngrehPirate 0
Run Forest Run!
unoffensivename 0
Yes Jen-Nay
Swiftly 0
Momma said you can tell alot about a person by their shoes
xxCandyKissxx 1
Hehe xD life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what your gonna get :P
bitter3ulogy 0
You get chocolate nah?
kimmi41509 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Atleast it boosted your confidence a little bit. But then again he probably couldn't get anything else.
babeyface 0
Wow how about u stop being a bitch??? Yea??? Sounds good
kimmi41509 10
How is that being a bitch? Why don't you hop off you crazy ass hoe? Damn
philipino 24
We got a girl fight! Grab the whip! *whistles*
kimmi41509 10
Lol please, she's just a 14 year old girl who thinks she's tough by starting shit without even knowing what she's talking about. :)
NagatoPain 4
Its already over!? :/ Kimmi Wins!! Thumbs up!......or thumbs down.........
kimmi41509 10
I'll take a thumbs up :) I wasn't really expecting a reply, it's probably way past her bedtime.
WesBrady 7
Kay I think you are Startin to be a bitch I mean dissing a 14 year old...props for the real skill there.
kimmi41509 10
I have every right when she comes down my throat so you all can get over itttt
uffiewuffie 0
Starting a fight on FML? JUST stop being ugly!
WesBrady 7
Haha comes down your throat haha Sometimes it's fun to be immature hahaha and whats to get over? I mean bitch please shut up
ninjuh_wingman 29
Well at least you have an attractive butt.
Climaxx 11
I can't wait till I travel to U.S.A
Climaxx 11
Then I can visit Walmart. So many stories happen there! *Phone didn't send all the comment* :|
xxCandyKissxx 1
You don't wanna visit here!! It's soooo boring! :(
skyeyez9 25
Some of the walmarts are nice. They do have alot of stuff. Me and a group of friends stopped by a Walmart on our way to a ski resort to buy drinks and snacks. It was very clean and didn't have "Walmart people." It was mostly tourists going to the ski resorts.
Wicked361 8
I once put a walkie talkie behind a barbie in the toys isle and whispered,when a kid looked at it, 'I know where you live and I'm coming for youuuu'
pagullarka 9
Hey when you do visit look me up I will take you to Walmart
Phyre24 17
I advise against it. Come to Canada's walmarts, we'll be polite while we're creeping you out :D
McDonaldsworker 4
Yikes OP that sounds like a creepy moment! Only way it could of been worse is if it was a weird old guy!
kimmi41509 10
The OP said it was an old guy, mr. Ronald McDonald.
Roevera 14
She said it was an old guy?
McDonaldsworker 4
Sorry! I meant "WEIRD old man".
iseyixes 18
I'm guessing that since he added, "weird", it's what he meant by worse.
McDonaldsworker 4
I meant it could of been more awkward if the old guy LOOKS obviously WEIRD like with a scary looking BEARD. lol
kimmi41509 10
It's self explanatory, no sane human would say such a thing. But then again it's Walmart, so anything is bound to happen. That's just a given that he's weird, and the OP said he was old.
iseyixes 18
Lol oops must've added at the same time you did McDonald!
McDonaldsworker 4
Hmm #26 that's true I have seen odd people at walmart occasionally
kimmi41509 10
They have a whole website dedicated to the slobs that go to walmart, so I guess that makes it understandable ._.
McDonaldsworker 4
Oops I'm so sorry I meant #24 I just got done doing a 9 hour shift so i'm hella tired.
kimmi41509 10
I work at McDonald's too, so I know how tiring that place can be.
yummy_richkid 3
YDI for shopping at Walmart.
sparkrok 8
now, what the hell's wrong with Walmart? except for the fact that the autocorrect on my android doesn't always know some basic words yet it knew Walmart and in fact capitalized it, wally world is a good place to shop. better prices on some things, and there's always weird people to provide you with hours of entertaining people watching.
yummy_richkid 3
The Walmarts nearest me are frequented by white trash, ghettoites, and society's outcasts. Not to mention the store itself is evil.
iseyixes 18
I would've laughed it off and said "only if you shake it!"
writergirl23 19
Lol he probably woulda and then invited you over for a cuppa tea :P
bettyc4 26
Take it as a compliment...a creepy compliment XD
jasmine_diana97 0
Haha.