Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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YayFlameWarz 9
The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart
candiicane 12
Gotta love Walmart.
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jasony0423 0
So if he said "nice ass, and such a pretty face", you would have slapped him and stayed on your high horse?
xStaciexLynnx 15
I feel like OP added that nobody has ever called her ugly so she didn't get a bunch of comments about being ugly ("Well, are you?"). Instead she got a bunch of comments about being full of herself... Probably better in the end.
srhorton 1
Yeah Georgia!!!
Llamacod 11
Deal with it fugly
taazer 12
But atleast you got a nice ass.. :)
kjb1234 5
Ok I feel ya for the first part. Total sexual harassment but you lose me for the second it is just 1 word by 1 stupid maybe drunk guy and don't let it get to you
TheLadyOpal 30
I don't know what's worse; that the guy apparently reasoned that insulting you would mean he'd get away with grabbing your ass or the fact that he was right.
ImSoEffedUp 10
Soooooo, u don't think you're ugly....? The guy could've been lying....check da mirror, it NEVER lies....
nerdsgetmehot 23
If you hadn't been called ugly until recently, you have it good. I've been called ugly far too many times already.
boredfishing 0
Sounds like you were attracted to him. Sadly lots of woman want what they can't have
nerdsgetmehot 23
#110 I really don't think that's what she was saying at all.
boredfishing 0
She was attracted to the guy for his "honesty"
nerdsgetmehot 23
#166 I highly doubt that she would be attracted to a guy because he was "honest" and told her that she's ugly. If you think that's the way to get women, dream on.
Levvy 22
Don't mind boredfishing. He just wasted $25 and a several hours of reading on a "pick-up artist" book and is still trying to convince himself he he didn't waste both. Just look at it as him talking to himself.