Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
Today, my self-esteem has gotten so low that when I was out walking my boss's dog and someone called out, "Beautiful!" I assumed they were talking about the dog. They had to clarify they were speaking about me. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML
Today, I walked past a group of men on my way to work. Instead of catcalling me, they made pig and whale noises at me, and yelled fat shaming comments. By the time I'd reached my building, I had been reduced to tears. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Three out of four ain't bad.
Dark__Angel66 24
Maybe you just weren't his type? Who cares what he thinks anyway OP!
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Comments (146)
un0m3 14
Sorry Op
tjv3 10
I'm sorry OP . People need to learn that looks fade and if looks are all that a person has then they are going to be in sad shape later. I'm a bum and boob guy so you would be a 10 to me :)
unlucky_04 10
Seriously? No offence to OP, but being a bum and boob guy, you would rate a woman 10 for a nice waist, bum and boobs even if she has maggots crawling in her hair? I mean, that's love at first sight for you?
Freethaawave 19
Just so you know, OP, you don't have to look "hot" to be a beautiful person.
priiest 8
Most of the time this happens in my opinion because a girl wears so much makeup she looks fake..
Fmeonce_shameonu 15
#14 you need to ALSO realize looks NEVER happen for some. Stop with your illogical logic.
Gearden 8
brown bag special?
mattman1 7
permanent paper baggin solves this one!
Dark__Angel66 24
Maybe you just weren't his type? Who cares what he thinks anyway OP!
Damian95 16
Be thankful you have three out of four! And with a good personality, your options would be nearly endless with today's male population.
iazy9 14
Agreed, all he needs is a paper bag and she would be a 10/10 for him.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
its called a butterface op
zuixdoll504 4
Hey 3 out of 4 is pretty good these days
dingleberrysteve 6
Nothing wrong with a brown bag special, ugly guys need love too.
Welshite 40
Three out of four ain't bad.
shaww 28
it's okay... ill just look at OP neck down ;)
wallandpiece 16
Implying it's a good thing to impress sexist strangers with your appearance (which you don't choose anyway).
ottokat 15
So what if you aren't pretty, OP? If yoy're resigning to that idea, then don'r let yourself get upset over it anymore. Physical appearance does. not. matter. In fact, not being a bombshell can help you sort out the people who only judge on looks.
MileyC 2
I'm so sorry op :( you should like grab him and like make out with him so you can show him you can be wild and show him what he's missing out on.
SnowboardingLife 6
MILEY CYRUS? IS THAT YOU?!
Psychicgirl17 18
She said she had a nice bum and boobs. Miley Cyrus has neither
SoliDSt33L 33
@47: #29's username is MileyC.
Zebediabolical 45
You don't have to be pretty to be beautiful.
Jjimen1654 9
But id always go gor a girl with a really beautiful face over a girl with bigger boobs and butt with a meh face. Id recommend op maybe find a hairstyle that compliments her face, people really underestimate how much the hair can change your looks.
sniken 14
#73 so true, a pretty face goes a looong way. Add that to a good personality and a healthy lifestyle (take care of yourself) and you can reach for the skies. Stay smiling and stay fresh and your waist, bum or boobsize doesn't matter.
junkman6 22
So the face.... Something that is extremely malleable with makeup. Wins out over a rocking body?!? A body takes work and dedication a face is either born or painted on. That and girls with great bodies usually know how to use them very well. Girls only cute in the face tend to be.... Dead fish.
KushCrushin89 10
I assume everybody here that says "looks don't matter" is dating a complete troll right? Looks do matter. It's not everything (so just hold on to down vote). But yeah a physical attraction is necessary. You could have the greatest personality ever, but if your partner doesn't want to look at you, you're still screwed. A great personality can overcome a few ugly physical traits, but if you look like complete dog shit on the outside people assume you don't care about yourself.
TylerAnderson98 10
I'm sure you'll find someone out there who appreciates you for you, and not your boobs, or body OP
Nordrag 26
all ya need is a paper bag. and then you're suitable for anyone.
SoliDSt33L 33
I think that most people would like to see what is underneath the paper bag.
utrax 23
Indeed, #25. I would prefer looking the girl in the eyes. But hey, there's also doggystyle.
NoFlippinWai 24
86- I will name you Pot. Pot meet Kettle (aka 5). :-)
brinnablaine 22
Why is 86 being down voted? I thought that was a pretty valid statement.
Nordrag 26
well. my comment in no way reflects my actual opinion. I genuinely felt bad for OP. I just figured that was the standard joke for butherface's. not saying It was a good comment. nor am I arguing the thumbs down. I made a bad joke. it happens. I just dont want anyone leaving thinking im so much of an asshole that I actually meant that.
Palirose 22
Don't be discouraged, OP. Walk with confidence in yourself. Nothing is sexier than confidence. Don't go cocky. Just be confident in yourself. You'll be alright
SoliDSt33L 33
Palirose, your comment must be the best piece of advice on FML.
primadonnagirl 13
She is what we call a Butter Face.
Grayness_ 26
Lmfao, I'm sorry. But look at the positive side. You'll spot on the ones that just want you for your body and not personality :D
Denny1 15
3 out of 4 isn't bad
ryanthecheeseguy 18
I see you copied #3
NoFlippinWai 24
40- Your profile pic makes your comment so much better. kudos.
kenoswild 14
Screw him. Another guy will come who will wolf whistle both sides of you.
Enslaved 38
I don't know any female that enjoys getting wolf whistled at. A simple smile and "hello" would go a long way vs being treated like an object.
BellaBelle_fml 23
#18 - Agreed! I don't mind my husband being playful and wolf whistling at me when we are at home and having fun together. Or when he sees me in a new dress for the first time. But I absolutely cannot stand it when random guys wolf whistle at me on the street. I am not a dog. So do not whistle at me like I am.
fml85483 19
As long as you stick to doggy style, you'll keep your partner happy!