Today, while shopping at Wal-Mart, a guy grabbed my butt. When I turned around to slap him, he shook his head, said "Nice ass but such an ugly face", then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, while in Walmart, I noticed an old man who had been following me for about five minutes. I politely pulled over with my cart and smiled at him so he could pass. He then said with a creepy smile, "So, it's your turn to stare at my butt now?" It's the most attention I've gotten in weeks. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart feeling pretty good about myself as I received numerous looks from guys in passing. All of a sudden a man approached me to tell me that my dress was extremely see-through. And, since I was wearing a thong, he and everyone else could totally see my ass. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was walking down the street to go to the movies, when I got punched in the back of the head. When I turned around, a stranger said, "HAHA! It's punch a random person day!" When I asked him why he chose me, he replied "You're ugly." FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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YayFlameWarz 9
The real FML is that you were shopping at Wal-Mart
candiicane 12
Gotta love Walmart.
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Somepplschildren 0
your typical People of Wal-mart..
evebright 5
And you decked him right? Besides who cares if it's doggie style.
evebright 5
Ugly is on the inside. Outside, you can wear a n angry ugly face and "be beautiful" by magazine standard. Or you can wear a content confident expression and actually be beautiful. I am plain average , pushing ugly by fashion mag standards but because Ido t give a shit about what other people think, men gravitate towards me, it's weird.
downtime 13
From what I've witnessed, the girls who are considered ugly by "magazine standards" who guys gravitate toward tend to have an image that comes across as slutty or at least fairly easy. Perhaps your disregard for what people think doesn't send the same message you think it does...
evebright 5
Lol, happily attached, not slutty at all. Just confidant.
downtime 13
...Yes because you would be the best person to judge your own character. I'm not saying you are, its just a possibility.
chels1994 11
Don't let it get you down. Some random guy at Walmart doesn't have an opinion that matters.
Kypopz 9
Truth hurts, Princess.
Okayitwasme 0
That was just so he could get away with it!
4rmMiami 4
We can't have it both ways!
hateevryone 15
what stopped you from slapping him?
NullPointer 20
Look on the bright side, you have a nice ass :)
picklemonger 13
Don't worry about it. I wouldn't put too much stock into the critique of a shlob that grabs random people's asses at Wal-Mart of all places.
lkalili 7
Nice picture.