Xia
United States
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KittyKat168
Germany
Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Anonymous
Unites States
How does that happen?
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
footstuck
Winterville, United States
Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
Anonymous
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Ouch
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
lithium-dreams
Fragile
Today, I attempted to open a water bottle. My hand started bleeding before I was able to get the cap loose. FML
couturier
France
Today, I emptied out a bottle of water onto my porch as I was going into my house. Only a couple of hours later, I decided to leave and slipped on what had turned into ice, bruised my tailbone and sprained my wrist. FML
HarvestMoon_gal
United States
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
UUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHH
Cool moves
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Anonymous
United States
Slasher
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with Superglue. FML
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pcakewafflebacon 0
at least you didn't pick your nose
Sun_Kissed18 25
Aren't we in a pickle now :)
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Aren't we in a pickle now :)
Ajjas013 6
At least you didn't spill nevercomeoff glue on your hands. That would suck.
seanreddog 4
At least you didn't mistake it for lube.
Zhejan 0
Looks like a sticky situation
HahaYDI 0
#38, I have seen SOO many of your awful jokes on this site, but for this one, I give you props.
seanreddog 4
At least you didn't mistake it for lube.
your_mother 0
"I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster"... that's what she said
amy397123 0
#60, you are awesome.
Saccharide 0
Imagine the OP typing this up with his hands glued together and this FML is a lot funnier.
FMY_FYL 0
West Virginia. That is all.
raNDMGUy 5
lmao pretty sure it'd be hard to spill half a bottle of thick, viscous super glue on your hands without noticing
thousandinone 0
#88: There is superglue that is a liquid almost the consistency of water, available at most gas stations. It hardens in seconds just like the thicker stuff...
yayhesdead165 1
RUBING ALCOHAL people or nailpolish remover, eather works just fine.
Brandosyn 0
It has become an ingrained habit for me, whenever I buy Superglue/Krazyglue I also buy a bottle of nail-polish remover. One afternoon with the handset of a phone bonded to my hand was enough of a lesson for me.
alfiesmom109 0
Nail polish remover will work to get this stuff off... But it won't be a quick fix.
shezzamezza 0
that's not possible b/c most superglues have two parts that you mix together so that story doesn't happen. although it is true that cold water makes it harden faster. so op, if u did do that, you are an idiot as u had already mixed the two together and then somehow managed to spill it on u. either way ydi.
EmmyRahh 5
that's what she said
J15237 25
The only thing that immedietly came to mind after reading the post was American Pie 2
rikkech 0
Hah, i feel sorry for you :| ..
luluk854ever 0
no ydi fie being an idiot
pcakewafflebacon 0
at least you didn't pick your nose
a1mostevi1 0
wouldnt one hand be superglued to the faucet handle thingy?
mbjp93 0
Or worse...
Turtles_rock 0
Ha wow that sucks
Intellectualist 0
Moisture tightens the bond. retard.
Intellectualist 0
shut up. twat.
redbluegreen 41
Laura doesn't look like much of a redhead... When will they get married?
redbluegreen 41
You're horrible at insults.
redbluegreen 41
Great.
alyssa00 0
i did that same thing, haha.
Jak0p 25
me too! and then my roommate was going to help me and glued herself up as well :D
PostalPenguin 0
Acetone will take that right off.
americayay 0
I was thinking that. Not really that big of a deal. Just kind of a pain.
DameGreyWulf 1
Complete opposite of your dick, eh?
Shmeaty 0
oh wow, your life is SO f'd. please go de in a fire.
mauseum 0
NIce
Chaldean710 0
HAHAHA poor you ;)